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After what seems like
forever since it was first announced as another new
Star Trek
series,
Section 31 finally arrives as Trek’s first
streaming TV movie. Indeed, it’s a first for the franchise in a
number of ways: the first production not to focus on Starfleet
characters; the first to be set in the “lost era” between the
original cast movies and
The Next Generation; and the first to
be headed by an East Asian and non-Anglosphere lead.
It’s also not very
good, which is pretty much the worldwide consensus on the film. Much
of this stems from its origins as a series, which was scuppered by
COVID and Michelle Yeoh’s status as one of the most in-demand
actresses in Hollywood. The reworking into a one-off film
(ostensibly, the sequel hook is as clear as it is unlikely to lead to
anything) shows what a hack job was needed to make it fit. With more
room to breathe, and time to get to know the characters enough to
actually give a shit about them, it may have worked a lot better.
Even accepting that,
Star Trek: Section 31 is an inherently flawed production. It’s
a real pity, as there is stuff to enjoy here, and frankly, the idea
of a different sort of Star Trek is always welcome. While
there are many, many fans who would be happy with TNG clones forever,
the franchise has to move with the times and try new approaches, as
the recent burst of new series has shown. For better or worse,
Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Strange New
Worlds and Prodigy have all delivered different takes on
Star Trek, and while each has its flaws, they all succeed in
different ways as well.
There’s room for all
kinds of stories in the Trek universe, but one as cynical as this is
a tough fit. I’ve long thought that a ragtag antihero gang, in the
vein of Guardians of the Galaxy or Farscape, could work
well in Trek, but the critical point of those is that while flawed,
the characters were essentially decent when the chips were down and
had each others’ backs. Guardians and Farscape are
both about criminals and dropouts from different backgrounds who are
forced together by a common cause, and end up becoming a found
family. What’s more, there’s a sense of optimism to their
stories, which is essential to Star Trek and missing from
Section 31.
But let’s consider
the good parts, for there are plenty. Michelle Yeoh is a real leading
lady who deserves her own show, with former-Emperor Philippa Georgiou
succeeding in spite of being a fundamentally monstrous character
thanks to Yeoh’s charisma. The obligatory gang of aliens from all
manner of origins is done well, even if individually they don’t all
work. Visually it’s stunning, with some of the most impressive
battle and space scenes seen in the franchise. It even manages to be
funny, occasionally, although not often enough.
One thing that’s
really welcome is the lack of legacy characters in this story. Yeoh
is the only actor to return from a previous production, this being
her own Discovery spin-off. The only character to return from
the old days is Rachel Garrett, who’s obscure enough that only the
hardcore fans will mark her inclusion as noteworthy. While we have
some familiar aliens, they’re from previously seldom seen races, or
tweaked in interest ways. The only major elements being carried
forward with little explanation are the Mirror Universe and the
Empire, which are such basic sci-fi concepts that they barely need
explaining.
Let’s look at the
rest of the gang. The only one who, for me, works completely is Sam
Richardson’s Quasi, the anxiety-ridden shapeshifter. We can buy the
idea of an incredibly powerful being hamstrung by indecision thanks
to his sympathetic performance, and he stands out thanks to being the
only actually likeable character in the whole film. There’s no
shortage of metamorphs in Trek, but making him a chameloid is a nice
touch, calling back to one of the most memorable characters of the
classic Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country without being a
copy in any way.
I also found myself
enjoying big cyborg guy Zeph, which surprised me, as his character is
uninspired. Robert Kazinsky (born in my hometown only one year before
me, fact fans, so no wonder he looked so familiar) plays him
dumb-but-fun, which downplays the absurdly overpowered threat played
by his mechanised suit. The big dumb mech is cliched sci-fi character
but a new one for Trek, and the idea of someone suffering from
mecha-dysmorphia, while thrown in as a joke, is worthy of
exploration.
The other character I
enjoyed was Fuzz, played by the very cute South African Sven Ruygrok,
for reasons best known to himself, with an outrageous Irish accent.
Fuzz is a whole bunch of fun ideas together: a microscopic alien
intelligence with small-man syndrome, piloting an android body
around, is a daft, Men In Black-esque idea that really works.
Add to that severe emotional regulation problems, and then making the
android a Vulcan, and you’ve got a wonderfully bizarre combination.
Both Zeph and Fuzz have some of the best lines, which is to say,
lines that were actually kind of funny, if only because they were
sufficiently ridiculous. Frankly, the entire script could have done
with being more stupid; it would have been a lot more fun.
As for the rest: Alok
Sahar makes an OK male lead, with Omari Hardwick giving a decent
enough performance with little to work with. The Augments are by now
as tired a trope as the Mirror Universe, but being from the grimmer
side of Trek had to have some kind of involvement here. There’s an
added spin with Alok, though, in that he was originally an ordinary
human and was augmented later by one of the Eugenics Wars despots.
This, and his man-out-of-time nature, could have been explored and
provided much needed depth; another thing doubtless lost to
condensing this to a single sitting.
Humberly Gonzalez as
the Deltan Melle does exactly what a Deltan needs to do: be
incredibly hot and distracting. She might have had more to offer than
that, but doesn’t get a chance. Finally, we have Kacey Rohl as Lt.
Rachel Garrett, the solitary member of Starfleet along for the ride.
Garrett seems like the real missed opportunity. A chance to flesh out
the least-known captain of the Enterprise, she’s given next
to no actual character, existing solely to have an officially moral
character to chide the various criminals she has to work with. I
can’t help but feel terribly sorry for Rohl, who seems to be a
decent actor but has very little to work with here.
There’s potentially a
good story to be told with this bunch of characters, but you won’t
find it here. The first act has enough madcap action to at least be
reasonably entertaining. Once they’re off the Baraam,
Georgiou’s elaborate and impressive space station, and on their
actual mission, there’s little to enjoy. There’s precious little
to mark this out as Star Trek beyond the name and the surface
trappings. It’s not that we can’t follow the dangerous and
disreputable parts of the Trek galaxy – there’s enough of them,
after all, and they’re often favourite characters. At the end of
the day, though, something of Star Trek’s spirit always
shone through even the grimmest tales of the past. All this can
muster as an endorsement for Starfleet is that they don’t commit
murder, and the best it has for a moral “there are no benevolent
dictators.” Which, while distressingly topical, is a bit hollow
coming from someone whose leadership style was “gleefully genocidal
maniac.”
This is wrapped up in a
script with some of the most witless (and somehow already dated)
dialogue ever, with a storyline involving a faceless villain with the
most painfully obvious secret identity, which eventually devolves
into the surviving characters standing around pointing out their own
cliches to each other.
Yeoh pitched a Georgiou
spin-off this to Alex Kurtzmann before Discovery was even
broadcast, mainly because she reportedly loves playing her. You can
see that in her performance on Discovery, even when the
character isn’t written well. Throughout Section 31, though,
she appears jaded and tired, and I can’t escape the feeling that
this isn’t acting. You can’t blame her; Yeoh is absolutely wasted
on this.
Spoilery bits and
Trekkie observations
Future history:
The exact setting of this story
isn’t clear, but it’s the early part of the 24th
century. Memory Alpha goes off the stardate of 1292.4 and calculates
that (somehow) to 2324, or forty years before The Next
Generation, which sounds about right.
The Terran Empire is still in
power at this time. By the late 2360s it will have fallen to the
Alliance.
Alok Sahar was born in the 1970s,
which would support an old school dating of the Eugenics Wars in the
90s. On the other hand, given that he was genetically altered after
the fact, he could be older than he looks (even accounting for
stasis), so a 2030s date might still hold.
Alien life forms:
Various aliens from Discovery’s
later seasons are seen on the Baraam, and will no doubt show
up in other eras as the costumes are reused.
Dada Noe, the arms dealer, is
apparently a Deltan as well. He’s not as sexy as Melle.
Quasi’s transformations have a
completely different effect to Martia’s, making it appear that
he’s made up from a bundle of tendrils.
Virgil, Georgiou’s major
domo, is a Cheron, the two-tone species from the classic TOS
episode “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.” In that episode we
were led to believe that Bele and Lokai were the last survivors of
their species, but there’s nothing to say no more of them
managed to escape the planet before it was devastated.
The singer on the Baraam
appears to be of the same species as Natalia, the
semi-crustacean poster girl for Star Trek Beyond’s creature
designs.
Cameo surprise:
So seeing Jamie Lee Curtis as
Control was a nice touch, reuniting with her buddy Michelle Yeoh.
The old Control was a crazy AI; this one seems to be a
cybernetically-enhanced human. Cyborg stuff seems to be the fashion
in this era.
Control sends the gang off to
Turkana IV, failed colony and legendary hellhole that will be home
to Tasha Yar. I think I could do without a sequel on the planet of
the rape gangs, thanks.