Showing posts with label Other Doctors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Other Doctors. Show all posts

Sunday, 18 October 2020

Forgotten Lives available for pre-order


 Obverse Books hae announced that their new unofficial Doctor Who anthology Forgotten Lives is now available for pre-order. I'm sorry to say I wasn't involved in this - god, I wish I had been - but it looks like something really exciting and I'll definitely be reviewing it. Plus, all the profits to Alzheimers charities which is an excellent cause. 

Forgotten Lives features stories about the mysterious "Morbius Doctors," the eight faces seen in the mind battle during the Tom Baker serial The Brain of Morbius. During that scene, the two Time Lords fought with their minds, and on a monitor we first saw the face of Morbius, followed by the Doctor's. Then, as Morbius forced him "back... back to your very beginnings!" the images went through Jon Pertwee, Patrick Troughton and William Hartnell... and then further, to show four other men in various period costumes. These were all backroon boys including writers and directors, and while it's possible to interpret them as faces of Morbius's earlier incarnations, it takes a willful misreading of the scene to do that. They were always meant to be earlier Doctors, the people responsible for the scene (who put their own pictures up) said as much. But, this is very difficult to reconcile with the rest of the series, and it's vague enough to explain away as Morbius.

But some of us always believed these mysterious men were Doctors, and finally, this year in "The Timeless Children," we got seeming confirmation that these were earlier faces of the Doctor before they got their memories wiped. I think this project started before that revelation, but it's a handy back-up and makes this more relevant than it otherwise would have been.

The authors include Lance Parkin (who had to be included, as the Morbius Doctor's novel champion), Simon Bucher-Jones, Philip Purser-Hallard and more excellent authors. Plus, Paul Hanley has made a project of illustrating the mysterious Doctors, taking the glimpses we saw on screen and beyond and creating whole looks for them to tie into the stories. You can see the pictures and read about the process on his Patreon, which includes a free blog. I adore these new pictures, each one giving each new Doctor their own personality and hinted at backstory. The Gallaccio Doctor has a Dr. Doolittle-esque style to him; the Camfield Doctor is a romantic adventurer all in purple; the Hincliffe Doctor (always my favourite) is a glam rock Cavalier; the Barry Doctor is a mix of Jimi Hendrix and Elizabethan courtier; the Holmes Doctor is an Enlightenment-era swashbuckler with a gleam in his eye; the Banks Stewart Doctor looks like some kind of Renaissance natural philosopher; the C. Baker Doctor is a Georgian astronaut; and the Harper Doctor is such an amazing story of deduction, creativity and thrown expectations that you should really just go and see for yourselves.

And all that's "just" the artwork. Imagine what the stories are like! Forgotten Lives is available to order from Obverse Books for £16.95 (plus shipping). 

Wednesday, 25 March 2020

Frozen in Time

Another story from the archives. Frozen in Time was written for the Nine Lives anthology published by Red Ted Books in 2017. An unofficial Doctor Who fanthology, Nine Lives raised around £700 for The MS Society and The Stroke Association. It is now out of print, only ever intended as a short-lived fundraiser.

Nine Lives was created by Scott Claringbold as a collection of stories featuring the other Ninth Doctor, as played by Richard E. Grant in the 2003 webcast Scream of the Shalka. I decided to write a story that would tie into Grant's other appearances in the Whoniverse, with a couple of fun links to both the main series and other apocrypha. 








Frozen in Time



The Axis was everywhere, and nowhere. A singularity, and an infinity of infinities. All things could be found here, everything that existed, or had ever existed, or could ever exist. The entire history of the universe was laid out, for the very few beings that were capable of perceiving such things. Not merely this universe, but all universes. Timelines diverging from the core reality like limbs from the trunk of a tree, if a tree happened to be an eleven-dimensional hypersphere with infinite branches. Most of these timelines were natural occurrences, essential variations in the passage of history. Others were artificial, induced, forced, even broken. The Axis held all such possibilities together, in some form of order, incomprehensible to most minds.

There were, however, minds that perceive the order in the Axis. Beings that were capable of traversing the no-space between realities, when the conditions were exactly right. Beings that could, given the right window of opportunity, lend their influence across any number of universes...


The noise was relentless, an unending cacophony of unmelodic droning that broke through even the deepest layers of sleep. It would have made a perfect alarm clock, the Doctor considered, as he rose from his sleep. It was a luxury he afforded himself rarely, and so it was inevitable that it would be broken by this racket. Hastily fixing his clothes, the Doctor stormed from his under-used bedroom and through the winding corridors of the TARDIS, his expression grave.

He stalked down the walkway into the control room, only to see the Master contentedly stooped over the console, studying something that has apparently occupied his full attention. The Doctor waved a hand in front of his mechanical shipmate's face, breaking his concentration.

“Had you somehow failed to notice that alarm going off, not two feet from your head?” The Doctor snapped, angrily flipping a toggle on the console and silencing the noise. A gramophone speaker retracted into its compartment within the console, removing itself from view.

The Master turned to face him, his expression studiedly neutral.

“I switched my aural circuits off about an hour ago,” he said. “Your snoring was carrying throughout the Ship. It was becoming quite impossible to focus.”

“Poppycock!” replied the Doctor, knotting his cravat and buttoning his waistcoat. “I do not snore.”

“It's rather like trying to work under an omnibus while the engine is running. Perhaps next time you decide to take a nap you could activate your respiratory bypass. I'm sure a few hours without breathing would be a small price for sparing my ears.”

“Your ears are artificial.”

“And all the more sensitive for it.” The Master looked at the Doctor's expectant expression. “Was there something else?”

“The alarm indicates a Priority One distress call. If you could turn your head slightly and tell what was sending it?”

With a heavy sigh, quite unfitting for someone who didn't actually breathe, the Master studied the readouts.

“Planetary system HR2003 Alpha. The planet Heimdall. Mid thirty-third century.”

The Doctor allowed himself to settle into the easy chair that was hidden in the darkest corner of the console room.

“Heimdall... I vaguely recall a human colony there. Nothing especially interesting, far from the main space routes. Probably a bunch of colonists making a mountain out of a molehill. Still, we'd better go check it out.”

“It's an icy rock on the fringes of explored space,” replied the Master. “I can't imagine anything of interest there.”

“Just take us there,” ordered the Doctor. “Who knows? Maybe it'll surprise us.”

The Master obligingly set the TARDIS on a flight to its new destination.


Clarice activated the latest frequency modulation, and repeated the distress call. It was the simplest of messages, nothing more than their planet's coordinates and an urgent call for help, repeated in a multitude of languages, from Galactic Basic to Draconian to Delphonic Morse. As she sent out the latest message, she kept her eye on the receiver screen, ready for a reply. Any reply. Just something to show that someone, somewhere, had heard her.

“Anything?”

Stynes loomed over Clarice's shoulder, glaring at the displays, perhaps expecting her communications expert to have missed something. Clarice bit her lip and held back her irritation.

“No, Commander,” she replied. “I'm broadcasting on all possible frequencies and modulations, and scanning on the same. If there's anyone out there, they'll hear us.”

“There just isn't anyone out there,” interjected Johan, slumped at his own console on the opposite side of the control room. The command centre had been fashioned from the bridge of the Nebula, the ship that had brought the colonists to Heimdall, with the control room previously having maintained much of the ship's functions. Now, it was mostly required for environmental maintenance, and Johan had little enough control over that in the current situation.

“There has to be someone,” said Clarice, trying to convince herself as much as Johan.

“The closest starbase is nine light years away,” pointed out Johan.

I know,” Clarice snapped back.

“It'll be nine years before anyone hears your message. Radio is too primitive to be working with.”

“It's what we have,” stated Stynes, her tone indicating that she wanted this line on conversation brought to a close. “There are still vessels probing out here. There's ample chance that someone will pick up our distress call.”

Johan snorted, earning a warning look from Stynes. He straightened up and looked intently at his console. Clarice was about to say something, anything, to break the uncomfortable silence that followed, when something else did it for her. An unearthly grinding, wailing noise, unlike anything she had ever heard before, growing in volume until it was almost deafening. Sudden sparks of energy laced across the surfaces of the control room, causing Clarice and Johan alike to leap from there seats. In the centre of the room, a dark shape was forming.

Stynes spoke into her intercom. “Security to the control room immediately, code two.”

The shape solidified with a load clunk; a deep blue upright block bearing the legend “Police Public Call Box.” It looked just large enough for someone to stand inside. The doors set into its front opened, and that someone stepped out.

“Morning!” said the sallow-faced man who stepped out. He was clad in dark clothing in an archaic style, his brightly polished boots tapping loudly on the metallic floor.

Clarice would have expected Stynes to demand an explanation from the intruder immediately, but she seemed momentarily stunned. Clarice had never seen such an expression on her face before - genuine shock. And was there just a hint of recognition in there?

“Well, don't everybody say hello at once,” said the intruder, his rather forced smile dropping. “It was you who sent the distress call, wasn't it?”

Before anyone could respond, six armed guards burst into the room, brandishing weapons trained on the intruder. Stynes seemed suddenly more at ease.

“Explain yourself,” she demanded. “Who are you and where the hell did you come from?”

The intruder sighed with frustration.

“I'm the Doctor, where I came from is somewhere I'm sure you've never heard of, I picked up your distress call and thought I'd drop in to see if I could help. Frankly, I don't know why I bother sometimes. I've been here less than two minutes and already there's a bunch of goons pointing rather antiquated pulse guns at me.”

“At ease,” commanded Stynes, and the half-dozen guards lowered their weapons. “The Doctor, are you? And you just happened to be passing, in this thing?”

“The TARDIS,” replied the Doctor. “It was in flight, which means that it was occupying every point in space and time simultaneously. So, in a manner of speaking... yes, I was just passing. Now, who sent the distress call and why?”

“Um, I did,” said Clarice. “Under Commander Stynes's orders, of course.”

“And you are?”

“Clarice Osmond. I'm the communications specialist here.”

The Doctor's face lit up. “Excellent!” he declared, fishing around in his pockets. “I've been having some trouble with my phone – blasted thing can't cope with this area of space for some reason. Do you think you could have a look at it?”

“Doctor,” interrupted Stynes, “Miss Osmond has more important things to worry about than your phone, as I'm certain do you. Do you want to know the reason for the distress call or not?”

The Doctor noticed Johan looking intently at the TARDIS door, standing very narrowly ajar. He snapped it shut.

“Off!” he snarled, before turning back to the Stynes. “Yes, Commander, what was the problem?”

“The ice is attacking us.”

The Doctor smiled. “Now I'm interested.”


Heimdall was an ice planet, a rocky body a little larger than Mars, orbiting a dim, red star. While not a true ice world like Pluto or Cassius, it was on the very limit of planetary habitability, its surface perpetually covered in frozen water. At the poles, even the atmosphere began to condense onto the ice caps. It was not an ideal place for humans to settle, but it was best that System HR2003 Alpha had to offer.

The Nebula had been a deep space explorer, decades past its prime, converted to a colony ship. It had a straightforward, but difficult mission: build a base on Heimdall, at the very edge of known space, as a springboard for future exploration attempts.

“So why isn't the Earth government sending support?” asked the Doctor, warming his hands on the plastic beaker of hot tea that Clarice had handed him. He took a sip, and grimaced. It was dreadful.

“More important things closer to home,” said Clarice, sipping at her own cup. “There's some political trouble with the local powers, I think. We don't hear much out here. But we've essentially been left to it.”

“Not that we aren't capable of sustaining this colony,” protested Stynes. “We converted the ship to become the base and proceeded to develop habitation areas around it, ready for more colonists in the future. There are – were – over a hundred of us. Not a huge force, but enough to keep this place going.”

“But then something changed?” asked the Doctor.

“We sent an expeditionary force into the caves at the edge of the colony,” continued Stynes. “Perfectly routine. Chart the area, mark any hazards and report back. Allows for thorough planning of future expansion.”

“So you just kept going?” said the Doctor. “Kept expanding, for the Earth force that's never going to come?”

“They'll come Doctor, just as soon as circumstances allow. My job is just to prepare the way.”

The Doctor rolled his eyes, and took another brief sip of his bitter tea. “So what did your expedition find?”

“There was an artefact in the caves,” said Clarice, breaking through the tension between Stynes and the Doctor. “Something some previous explorers had left, probably. Ezra had some theories on it, but he's... gone.”

“He should have left it alone,” stated Johan, earning a venomous look from Clarice. “No, he should have done. He could have studied it there, if he'd been serious about it. But he tried to move it, bring it back here.”

“And that's when... the ice attacked?” suggested the Doctor.

“Creatures, made from the ice itself,” added Stynes. “There's no way they can possibly be alive. The few we've taken out have shattered into perfectly ordinary water ice. But they keep coming, every day. They've killed thirteen people, and that's thirteen lives we cannot spare on a colony this size.”

The Doctor looked Stynes in the eye. “No lives can be spared, Commander, whatever the circumstance.”

Clarice spoke up. “Doctor, they've been killing people. We've withdrawn into the core of the base. It seems to be safe here, they don't try to get further in than the perimeter domes. But if anyone goes outside the core, they attack. They kill anyone who tries.” She shivered.

“And it's getting colder in here,” said Johan, shivering himself. I'm trying to keep the environment regulated but we're operating on reserve power because we've been cut off from the deuterium stacks.”

“We've been keeping the creatures at bay, Doctor,” added Stynes, “but before too long, the cold will get us.”

The Doctor appeared to consider the information he'd been given.

“We might be able to reroute the power from the deuterium stacks,” he said, after some consideration. “However, that's likely only a temporary solution. Even if we make it, the creatures will surely just cut you off again. I wonder if this is instinctive behaviour, or if they're being directed by some intelligence? Their cutting off the power suggests the latter.”

An alarm began to sound. The six guards filed hurriedly out of the control room. The Doctor didn't appear to have noticed the commotion.

“No, I feel the best course of action would be to investigate this artefact you speak of,” he muttered to himself, seemingly unaware that no one was listening.

Styne grabbed her intercom. “What the hell's happening?” she barked. There was a momentary pause before she received a response.

“It's the creatures, sir. They're at the inner barrier. I think they're trying to get in.”

“How did they get through the perimeter?”

“I don't know sir, but Perkins and Murasaki are missing. I think they got them.”

The Doctor leaped to his feet.

“Interesting!” he exclaimed. “You say they stay outside the perimeter, then two minutes after I get here, they suddenly start forcing their way in?”

“That's a bit suspicious, isn't it?” murmured Johan, fixing the Doctor with a glare.

“Exactly!” The Doctor grinned. “They're obviously aware of my sudden appearance here. Advanced technology arrived on Heimdall, obviously the product of a more sophisticated civilisation than your own, and peaks their interest. Or, at least, the interest of whatever is controlling them.”

“Doctor, this is not the time for theorising!” declared Styne. “Those creatures are killing my people. If you want to help, head out there and face them with me!”

“If you want me to help, let me think,” retorted the Doctor. He turned to Clarice. “What do you use for communications at the perimeter? Radio? What frequency?”

Clarice blinked, taken aback by the sudden question, but quickly answered.

“Three point one gigahertz.”

“That's too low, but we can adapt it. Back in the twentieth century, there were some unconscionable experiments with directed microwave weaponry. Appalling when used against human beings, but just the thing to melt walking blocks of ice – if we get the frequency just right.”

“Better get working then,” said Clarice.


Styne stood at the rear of a squadron of soldiers as they unleashed projectile and energy weaponry against the approaching army of ice. Humanoid, but barely so, their forms distorted, lumps of jagged ice. They approached slowly but inexorably, their frozen bodies creaking and snapping as their rigid limbs moved them forward.

An ice creature lunged forward at the closest soldier, its razor-sharp icicle claws ripping through his sleeves and padding, into his flesh. The man cried out in pain, unable to retaliate before the monster was on top of him. It dragged him into the morass of ice. His fellow troops unleashed fire onto the creature, shattering its outer body, but it soon began to reform. The soldier lay still, his wounds already freezing over.

“Out of the way, everyone!” came the Doctor's voice. “Get to the sides!”

The Doctor wielded what appeared to be a very hastily cobbled together device. A metallic dish protruded from its front; wires trailed out precariously from its reverse.

“Clarice, energise!”

The ice creatures closed on the Doctor's position. A sudden, intense whine emitted from the device. There was no visible expulsion of energy, no laser beam or particle bolt. Just the sound as the electromagnetic waves pulsed into the creatures' icy bodies. Still they approached, their arms outstretched...

… and then, they began to shatter. The joints of their limbs snapped apart. They fell to the floor, their prone forms liquefying, until soon, they were nothing but slush upon the floor.

“Get the medic in here now,” ordered Styne. “Everyone, remove to the control room.”



“That's dealt with them for now, but I doubt it will last long.”

The Doctor paced around the control room, energised by the encounter with the creatures.

“The key is that artefact,” he continued. “I need to see it, see what I can make of it. Only then might I have some idea what we're dealing with, and put a stop to it. Cut these creatures off at the source.”

“I agree, Doctor,” said Stynes. “I'll assemble -”

“Of course, I could just take the TARDIS straight there,” continued the Doctor, right over her, “but there's some kind of interference on this planet. Some variety of temporal energy, and it's making it difficult to home in on the location. I was able to follow Clarice's signal here, but since then, the energy disturbance has become almost opaque. I'll need to go there on foot, and since I don't know the way, I'll need an escort.”

“Of course, Doctor” agreed Styne. “I'll have an expeditionary force assemble -”

“Although I'm sure you don't appreciate taking interlopers on military missions any more than I enjoy hanging out with soldiers, I must ask – oh. Right. An expeditionary force, excellent Commander.”

“You're welcome, I'm sure.”

The Doctor swung back round to the TARDIS.

“I'll just fetch my heavy coat. Don't want to catch a chill, now.”

He disappeared back into the box. Stynes turned on her heel and left via the opposite exit.

Clarice turned to Johan. “Is it just me, or is the Commander being exceptionally accommodating today?”



Stynes had insisted on a full force of six soldiers accompany the Doctor through the cave system. The route had been well recorded before the ice creatures had appeared, but no one had risked entering the caves since. Now, though, the icy caverns were distressingly quiet, save for the crunch of boots on frost.

The Doctor started humming an archaic vaudeville tune, just to jolly things up. He leant close to the burly individual who marched along to his left.

“Must be nearly there by now, eh?” he said to the soldier. “I'd say we've walked about a mile-and-a-half. Still, shouldn't complain, it's probably good for me. And this cold air is very bracing!” He took in a deep breath, and let it out noisily. “Ooh yes.” He peered at the soldier's chestplate. “No name badge then? Any chance you'll tell me, or do I have to guess?”

“It's de Mose,” replied the soldier gruffly.

“De Mose, wonderful to meet you,” smiled the Doctor. “Quiet trip, isn't it? Funny how we've not bumped into any of those icy chaps, don't you think?”

“No,” replied de Mose. “I don't think. Doesn't matter anyhow. We're there.

The cave route opened out into a wide cavern, in the middle of which stood what appeared to be an ice sculpture, five feet tall and entwined with elaborate loops and whirls. The light from the soldiers' torches reflected off it, sparkling in the darkness of the cavern itself.

“Interesting,” said the Doctor, eyeing up the strange object. “No inscriptions that I can see, but there's something... yes, it's a little psychic, isn't it? I can almost taste it. No doubt created as some sort of beacon for whatever, or whomever, previously came to this planet.”

“Very good, Doctor,” said the leader of the group. “Men, switch to night vision. Lights off.”

The cavern descended into pure blackness. The Doctor heard the sound of boots scraping as the soldiers left, back out the way they came.

“Hmm. I did wonder why the Commander was being so helpful.” The Doctor rummaged in his pockets bringing out his mobile phone. It provided some illumination, but the Doctor was disappointed to see it was still unable to penetrate the temporal energies that surrounded this planet.

“At least I can get a good look at this,” he said, peering at the psychic artefact. “Although, if this does display telepathic activity, then whatever created presumably knows I'm here.” The swung round, shining the light from his phone around the cavern in an attempt to examine his surroundings. It was enough to see the ice of the cavern walls bulging outwards. It creaked like snow underfoot as it formed into vaguely humanoid shapes. They emanated from all sides, blocking his escape in any direction.

“As my friend the Admiral once said, 'It's a trap!'”

The Doctor jabbed furiously at his phone, trying to boost the signal sufficiently to reach back to the TARDIS.

“Come on, come on, you ridiculous piece of kit... yes!” He spoke into the device. “Oh come on, pick up... Yes, Master, can you hear me? I need you to home the TARDIS in on this signal, I'm trapped with -” An angry burst of static interrupted his speech. “Get help if you have to, but get the TARDIS here. And don't trust Stynes!” A high pitched whine signalled the sudden loss of signal. “Oh, marvellous. Isn't it always the way?”

The ice creatures surrounded the Doctor, their shapes a terrible pastiche of the human form. Their misshapen arms extended, their clawed hands slicing through the Doctor's clothes, coming into painful contact with his flesh. The cold bit into him, bringing his body temperature crashing down. The Doctor let out a gasp of pain. In front of him, an ice creature continued to shift its form, its lumpen face morphing into something more human, distinctly recognisable...

The Doctor found himself looking into a mirror. His own face stared back at him, the ice creature now inhabiting his own form.

The Doctor collapsed as his own face looked down on him, smiling.



The Master grappled with the controls of the TARDIS, trying in vain to triangulate the sub-etha telephonic signal that he had, all so briefly, intercepted.

“Blast!” he growled, losing the signal completely. “Why the Doctor insists on carting around this archaic model time capsule I simply do not understand. The indignity of being slaved to such a primitive device, it makes my blood boil. Or it would, if I had any.” He drummed his fingers on the console. “Oh, what to do, what to do... If no signal can make it through that disturbance... except the one signal we already have a full lock on.”

The Master activated the TARDIS' own communications system, tracing the radio band back across the signals previously received in the vicinity of this planet. Finally isolating the right one, he opened a channel.

“Hello? Hello? Is anyone receiving me?”

“This is Heimdall base receiving you, please respond, over,” came a female voice.

“Good afternoon, my dear, this is... oh, call me Masters. I'm inside the Doctor's TARDIS.”

“His what?”

“The blue box standing not ten feet away from you, do try to keep up. Listen to me; I can't leave the confines of the TARDIS and the Doctor is in peril. You clearly have a talent for communications technologies or you never would have reached us in the first place. Now, I need you to go and find the Doctor and boost his signal so that I can pilot the TARDIS to him. Is that understood?”

“I... I think so, but we can't go down into the caverns. You need a team. I'll get Commander Stynes, she can -”

“No,” ordered the Master. “Don't let her know what's going on. I didn't get much from the Doctor but I know she can't be trusted, so make sure she isn't listening in on this and get to the Doctor yourselves. You'll be quite safe once as long as you can boost the signal sufficiently. TARDIS out.”

Clarice closed the line. She turned to Johan, who stood to her side with a look of confusion on his face.

“Who the hell was that?” asked Johan.

“I'm not sure,” replied Clarice, “but he's obviously a friend of the Doctor. The Doctor needs our help.”

“No chance!” Johan shook his head. “We are not going out there with those things running around.”

“The ice creatures aren't out there right now! The microwave weapon destroyed them, at least for now. We'll be alright if we hurry.” Clarice didn't quite believe herself, but knew she couldn't go on her own. “I've got Ezra's notes, we can follow the route to where the Doctor went.”

“And then you can signal this box thing? The one that's right here, and it'll, what, come and pick us up?”

Clarice grabbed Johan by the shoulders. “Yes! I can do it, we can do it. The Doctor saved us from those things, and if he's going to stop them coming back, we need to save him right back!”



The Doctor awoke, his body seemingly weightless as he drifted in the inky blackness that surrounded him. He groped around in his mind for the memory of where he was, and found himself once more on the icy floor of the cave. It lacked sensation; no physical sense of the ground beneath or his own weight bearing down. Only the intense cold.

He remembered. He had lost consciousness, forced himself to retreat inside his own mind for protection while his body went into torpor. He was still in the cave, of course, but this wasn't the true environment. He was inside his own mind, constructing the environment from his immediate experience.

“In that case,” he said to himself, “I think something a little more homely is in order.”

The dank cave vanished. A soft amber light suffused the area around him. Details faded into visibility: a green leather armchair, a small wooden table, towering bookcases. A cosy study, just the place to concentrate.

“Something missing... Ah!”

With a thought, a hatstand popped into existence. The Doctor flung his scarf and overcoat onto the nearest hook, a sat in the chair. The familiarity of the environment gave some sense of comfort, the dim light an illusion of warmth, but the biting cold was still there, painfully niggling at his neurons.

“Come on then,” the Doctor sighed. “I can feel that you're here. Show yourself, whoever you are.”

“Who indeed, Doctor,” came the reply, in a voice identical to his own.

His assailant appeared before him, sporting the same face as him. He was robed in black and sported a top hat, something that the Doctor himself could certainly envisage himself wearing.

“I like your tailor,” said the Doctor to his visitor. “Although I think it lacks creativity to steal someone else's look so brazenly.”

The individual laughed, a harsh, mirthless bark.

“I think you have this situation entirely the wrong way round, Doctor.”

The Doctor grimaced, and materialised a second chair for his guest. Despite the lack of true physicality in this subconscious realm, he made the effort to give him a stiff wooden chair, as uncomfortable as he could imagine, with too-short legs and a back at entirely the wrong angle.

“Please, sit down,” said the Doctor. “Make yourself at home.” A tea set appeared on the table. The Doctor picked up the pot, but, realising that it would do nothing to actually warm him up, turned it into a carafe of red wine.

“Châteauneuf-du-Pape, 2057,” he said. “Might as well take advantage of the cellar when my imagination is the limit.”

“Oh, excellent, the pointless banter part of the exchange,” sneered his guest. “How long must we spend on this? I have been waiting rather a long time for you to show your face. Or should I say, my face?”

The Doctor sipped heavily at his glass. “Fine, enough with the pleasantries. You've clearly gone to contrived and dubious lengths to get me here. I take it the attacks on the colony were purely to draw me in? Rather a convoluted way to go about it. You could have just pinged me a text.”

“I had hoped your superiors would have directed you here, but it seems this little outpost isn't important enough to warrant their attention. Nonetheless, its location on a weak point in space/time made it ideal for my entry into this continuum. Unfortunately, manifesting fully wasn't possible until I had you in close proximity. So I instructed Stynes send out a distress call, or I would dispose of her entire populace.”

“All that, just so you could pop into my subconscious for a chinwag?”

The being smiled thinly. “Not quite. I have something rather grander in mind.”

The Doctor drained his glass and slammed it back onto the table.

“Out with it then,” he demanded of his doppelgänger. “Just who are you, and why this particular interest in me?”

“I don't suppose you would recognise me,” replied the visitor. “We met some considerable time ago, from your perspective. I am known as the Great Intelligence.”

The Doctor raised his eyes to the ceiling.

“Oh, good grief. You're still hanging around, causing trouble, are you? I thought I'd dealt with you several regenerations ago.”

“That was but one aspect of my consciousness,” replied the Intelligence. “This is the form I prefer to use, that of my original corporeal host. One that I impressed upon you as I entered this reality.”

“Come again?” The Doctor did not like where this conversation was going. “Are you seriously responsibility for this?” He materialised a handheld mirror. “I am particularly fond of this face. Cute, sexy, and lick the mirror handsome.”

“Oh, please don't,” muttered the Intelligence. “As it happens, that is exactly the case. I was forced to escape another branch of the timeline and found myself here. A damaged point in space/time that intersected your own timestream. I had to engineer your coming here so that I could arrive here in full, but now that you are here, my influence on you stretches throughout your existence. Retroactively, of course, but simple linearity is something I overcame long ago. I influenced your current physical form at the moment of your regeneration, purely so that you would become the perfect vessel for me once I finally had you in my grasp.”

“I see,” said the Doctor. “And you really expect me to believe all this? You're little more than a phantasm. Just an ego searching for an id. I've been wiping the floor with beings like you since I left Gallifrey.”

“And now the hyperbole!” The Intelligence rose, looming over the Doctor, identical eyes boring into each other. “You talk the talk, Doctor, but what are you capable of, really? I've been watching you, up and down this timeline. An errand boy for your masters, scuttling along in your box with your tin man at your side. Time for a show tune, Doctor? Just off to do something eccentric? You're a parody of yourself. You aren't even aware that, as we've been talking, I have embedded myself deeply into your biodata. You'll be mine in... oh, about six minutes, I should estimate.”

The Doctor looked up at his own face, mulling over the information.

“Well,” he said, finally. “Just enough time for another glass.”



“He's here!” Clarice cried out, as her torchlight illuminated the prone body of the Doctor. Frost was forming on his deathly pale skin. His breathing was so shallow as to be barely visible.

Johan trudged up behind her. He took in the sight of the Doctor and put a hand on Clarice's shoulder.

“I think we're too late,” he said, quietly.

Clarice pulled an intercom from her belt, adjusting the frequency until she received a response. The Doctor's microwave device was slung over her back on a makeshift strap, hooked up to the intercom with brightly coloured cables. She activated the device, surging its remaining power through the intercom's battery. She put the receiver to her face, tucking it into her padded hood to so that her voice would make it through.

“Masters, can you hear me?”

“Loud and clear, my dear,” came the cultured tones of the Doctor's friend. “Have you found him?”

“We have, but... I think we might be too late. He's frozen, I don't think he'll last long enough to get back to the base.”

“We don't need the base, and the Doctor is far harder to kill than you might think. Believe me, I know from experience. Now, boost the signal as much as you can. I need a strong pulse to home in on.”

“OK – I can boost the power some more for a short time but it'll burn the battery out pretty quickly. You'll need to lock onto us in a few seconds.”

“Nothing simpler, my dear.”

Clarice worked as quickly as her cold-numbed fingers would allow. A sudden whine from the intercom signalled the surge in power.

“Come on, come on...” she muttered.

“Clarice,” said Johan, “how long before -”

He was cut off by the sudden burst of sparks that flew from the intercom unit. Clarice yelped and dropped the device. It sat inert on the ice.

“Damn it...” she murmured, before a faint noise began to emanate from all around her. Growing in intensity, that same groaning noise that signalled the Doctor's appearance before filled the cavern. Around them, subtle shapes began to appear, gradually becoming bolder and more real until they were no longer in the cave, but within a broad room in which a dark-clad man stood at a circular days.

“Welcome aboard, my dear.” He turned to face Clarice, and raised an eyebrow quizzically. “And you brought a friend, I see. How quaintly human of you.”

“We got the Doctor to you,” said Johan, “now it's down to you.”

“No, you got me to the Doctor,” pointed out the Master with pedantically, “Simply being within the TARDIS will help him considerably, but he won't regain consciousness without help. I suppose it is in my hands now.” He crouched down by the Doctor's body, bringing himself to the same level as Clarice.

“Can you wake him up?” she asked.

“I believe so.” The Master extended a hand an slapped the Doctor harshly around the face. “Wake up!”

The Doctor groaned as he retained consciousness. “Was that entirely necessary?”

“I was merely lending assistance Doctor, although I don't deny there was a certain level of satisfaction involved.”

The Doctor sat up on the floor. “Clarice, Johan – what are you ding here?”

“We're the ones who found you,” stated Clarice.

“That is quite so, Doctor,” admitted the Master. “I couldn't have done it without them.”

“Well, thank you all for your help,” said the Doctor, “but I need to put myself back under. There is an intelligence at work here, trying to subsume my identity. It's still active in my mind. It will be easier for me to fight it while unconscious, so that I can focus all my energies on the task.” He faced the Master. “This planet is on the cusp of a space/time disturbance. I need you to pilot the TARDIS right into the heart of it.”

“Whatever for?” replied the android.

“Now that I'm here, I'm fully linked to the TARDIS through its telepathic circuits. We can work together and give this usurper a run for his money.” He paused in thought for a moment. “Oh, and would one of you please fetch me a hot water bottle?”


“Ah, there you are, Doctor” sneered the Intelligence. The familiar figure turned around – as did another, and another, and another. “I am expanding to fill your mind, Doctor,” gloated the being. “Every facet of your being will become as me.”

“You really do go on, don't you?” complained the Doctor. “If you're really so powerful, then why am I still here at all? I just woke up – why did you allow me even that brief respite? If I were you, I'd be holding onto this place tight.”

“Very soon, you will be me.” The facets of the Great Intelligence surrounded the Doctor. “It's time to give in.”

“You forget,” said the Doctor, with quiet confidence. “I am a Time Lord. The ninth in a long line of incarnations. I am the Doctor, and with me, come all of me!”

With extreme concentration, the Doctor summoned up the aspects of his own self. Eight other men appeared in the mental environment. They surrounded the Intelligence as it surrounded the Doctor. They straightened their lapels, loosened their cravats and rolled up their ruffled sleeves. The Doctor smiled.

“Sick 'em, boys.”

The ghosts of the Doctor's past selves tore into the phantoms of the Intelligence, pulling them to the ground and tearing their ethereal bodies into mist. As quickly as they were destroyed they reformed, but the Doctors' defences were relentless. The Doctor, his core self, reached deeper into his mind still, searching for the link he needed.

“There you are, old girl,” he said, mentally grabbing hold of the TARDIS' metaphorical hand. “Into the Axis!”

The Doctor, riding upon the spirit of the TARDIS, searched through the myriad worlds. He saw himself, in many forms and with many faces. He saw his previous self regenerate time and time again, into a multitude of men and women; soldiers, peacemakers, explorers and romantics. He saw his other selves fight the Intelligence in its many aspects, again and again with many friends by his side. One of them bore an astonishing resemblance to Clarice, but the Doctor could not allow himself time to dwell on this mystery. He pushed at the moment of his regeneration, where his connection to space and time was strongest, splintering a baby universe off into the manifold of possibilities. A tiny, pocket reality, in which a shadow of his being could reside.

“Bring him here,” he ordered his mental defences. The avatars of his earlier selves dragged the kicking, gnashing form of the Intelligence as it coalesced back into one spectral body. Together, every aspect of the Doctor forced the being through the split in the timeline.

The Doctor severed the link and closed the doors of possibility behind him.

“Good work me,” he smiled. “Time to wake up.”


“He's awake!”

Clarice scurried over to the Doctor, who sat up with a broad grin on his face.

“Someone fetch me a very strong coffee and my inhaler,” he demanded. “That was the most exhausting sleep I've ever had.”

“You managed to banish the creature?” asked the Master, watching warily from the console.

“Of course. Did you ever doubt it?”

“What happened?” asked Clarice. “We've just been waiting for you to wake up.”

“If you want the simple version, an alien intelligence was trying to take over my body and use me as its vessel on the material plane. It came here from another branch of my timestream; I shunted off into yet another. A little dead end I cooked up in my head; a parody universe to draw its attention. It should last long enough to stop him from escaping back here again. I've left a little trick or two there.”

“Very good, Doctor,” said the Master. “But rest assured I shall be watching you, in case of any lingering influence from this being. “

“Excellent. I knew you'd come in useful someday.”

“Sorry,” interjected Johan, “but what about the base? There's still a bunch of ice monsters threatening the colony.”

“Do try to keep up,” said the Doctor. “Those creatures were animated by the Intelligence. Just blunt instruments used to create a situation. They'll rapidly collapse back to slush without any psychic influence.” He got to his feet and trotted over to the console. “Now, I believe we left that rather brusque commander in charge down there. I'm not sure she's the best bet to keep that colony going. I'll just send a quick memo off to Fleet Admiral Travers at Earth HQ. I'll let him know the situation on Heimdall, and there won't be any lightspeed lag to worry about either. He'll get the colony back on track. He owes me a favour, anyway.”

“Why?” asked Clarice. “Did you save him from some alien monsters as well?”

“No. As it happens,” replied the Doctor. “I introduced him to his wife.” The Doctor flipped a few switches on the TARDIS console, and turned back to Clarice and Johan. “Now, what do I do with you two? I had said to myself that I wouldn't be picking up any more waifs and strays, but given that you did save my life down there... how about I take you for a quick spin in the TARDIS before dropping you back on Heimdall?”

“Do you mean it?” asked Clarice.

“A quick spin where?” said Johan in a more concerned tone.

“Let's find out!” replied the Doctor, and pitched the TARDIS into flight.

“Marvellous,” sighed the Master, sardonically.


Across a divide in no-space, in a pocket universe, an iteration of the Doctor arrived on the planet Terserus, an iteration of the Master following in his stead. Across the infinite array of possible worlds, the two Time Lords, in some form or another, remained linked, as either valued companions or deadliest enemies. In this particular universe, the Doctor, in his ninth life and accompanied by his fiancée, faced death once more.

The Great Intelligence broke into this pocket universe at the moment of this regeneration. Weakened by the psychic battle with the Doctor of its previous universe, the formless entity entered the new Doctor's being at that brief moment when space and time were weakened by the surge in Artron energy.

It had won. The Doctor had forced it out of one timestream and straight into another, at the exact point it could do the most damage to the Doctor of this new reality. The Intelligence moulded the new Doctor's appearance, once again remaking the Time Lord in its own image.

Instantly, it was trapped. The Doctor's telepathic warning to his alter ego in the pocket universe
triggered an immediate, deliberate regeneration.

“I think in my new body I'm going to be particularly good at rewiring,” joked the new Doctor, frying his brand new nervous system with electrical energy. Another regeneration ensued, the sudden rush of Artron energy annihilating the weakened Intelligence. The barest embers of its psychic form clung on. Another regeneration might be called for to fully purge the evil being. It was a sacrifice worth making, to save the Doctor that had instigated this pocket reality.

It wouldn't be the end. Even the universe couldn't bear to be without the Doctor. Or that universe. Or that one. Or the one beyond that...

Monday, 27 January 2020

WHO REVIEW: 12-5 - Fugitive of the Judoon

Look, I'm not averse to a spoilery review, but if you haven't seen this episode yet, you really need to go an watch it now. Then you're allowed to carry on reading.

SPOILERS


Monday, 14 September 2015

FANS WHO: The Ten Doctors, by Babelcolour

The long awaited final episode of The Ten Doctors, the fanfilm by Stuart Humphryes, aka Babelcolour, is now here. Babel began working on this back in 2009, when David Tennant was the incumbent Doctor, piecing together a new story out of segments of footage from the series, augmenting them with hundreds of new effects shots to create three short episodes with a new story. Babel provided the voice of the villain for the story himself, with all other characters' lines being taken from existing recordings or, from episode three onwards, using impressionists to record new dialogue. Then, he got the job to colourise The Mind of Evil for the BBC, and no longer had time to work on his fan project. It looked like that was that, but earlier this year, spurred on by his fans, he found time to complete it, with further help from voice artists and CGI sequences by Mert Karaca.

Now you can watch episode four, or, if you want to experience the whole thing, the entire story, which clocks in at a little under fifty minutes, just like an episode of the real series. Babel plays merry hell with established continuity, taking barely explained hints and glimpses and creating an unknown story from the Doctor's past. There are far more than ten Doctors featured in part four, and the "Ten Doctors" of the title might not be the ones you're expecting.



Mert Karaca



Wednesday, 14 January 2015

Eight times a woman played the Doctor

With a new incarnation of the Master played by Michelle Gomez, showrunner Steven Moffat stating that one day it's bound to happen, and acclaimed writers such as Neil Gaiman pushing for the development, it seems that a female lead for Doctor Who is pretty much inevitable. If not the next Doctor, then definitely the one after, I'd say. Peter Capaldi could very well be the final example of an old white man in the role, taking the traditionalist version of the Doctor as far as it will go before the series tries something truly different. Some people support this idea, others are horrified by it. However, it is not without precedent. Here are eight women who have played our favourite Time Lord.

Barbara Benedetti

The Wrath of Eukor (1984)

The first serious attempt to make Doctor Who featuring a female Doctor, The Wrath of Eukor was a fanfilm produced by "Seattle International Productions." Running at less than half an hour long, the story began a short run of adventures for this new incarnation. Clearly the creators of the project weren't too keen on Colin Baker's taking the lead in the series, since they immediately regenerated him into a new, seventh incarnation. Having regenerated too many times over too short a period, the Doctor's DNA matrix fails and he regenerates once more, this time changing sex, which is something of a surprise. Benedetti became a popular Doctor in fan circles, and she was certainly the best thing about these cute but amateurish films. She was joined on her travels by Carl, a crude American idea of a Victorian cockney chimney sweep (played by Randy Rogel, now a well-regarded animation screenwriter).

After four adventures, in 1988 the Doctor regenerated again, this time into a traditionally male incarnation, played by Michael Santo. The director, Ryan K. Johnson, has details of the stories and how to obtain them on his website, although they also available to view on YouTube.

Joanna Lumley

Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death (1999)

The first time a woman played the Doctor in an officially BBC-sanctioned production was in the closing moments of this classic skit from Comic Relief 1999. Written by Steven Moffat, The Curse of Fatal Death's running joke (apart from the farting) was the deconstruction of Doctor Who by doing all the things critics and comedians continually brought up. The Doctor freeing himself from traps using time travel, marrying his companion, and of course, regenerating into a woman. There really was no one else who could have played the archetypal female Doctor but Joanna Lumley, giving her a girls school, jolly-hockey-sticks good humour. In fact, it was regenerating into a woman that gave the Doctor back her sense of adventure. Since 2010, Moffat has pretty much done everything from the skit for real in the actual series, with the exception that is was the Master who became a woman, not the Doctor. And in Dark Water, they just kissed, while the Lumley Doctor and Price Master went off arm-in-arm. Bwahhahahaaa...


Arabella Weir

Unbound: Exile (2003)

Big Finish's Doctor Who Unbound range was a series of "What-if?" style stories that had featured new actors in the role of the Doctor. The sixth release posited a different outcome for the Doctor's trial by the Time Lords, and instead of being exiled to Earth in the form of Jon Pertwee, he escaped, forced a regeneration and changed sex. (Apparently what happens when Time Lords attempt suicide to force a regeneration.) Nonetheless, Arabella Weir's Doctor ended up on Earth after all, hiding out in Sainsbury's and spending a great deal of time in her local pub. A very different, comedic take on the Doctor, who spent much of her time arguing with the phantom of her former self (voiced by Nick Briggs, who also wrote the script).


Catherine Tate

Journey's End (2008)

The official TV series itself finally got round to having a female Doctor, of sorts, in the climactic finale to the fourth series of the revival. The tenth Doctor had begun to regenerate, before offloading his excess energy into his handy spare hand, sparing him the awkwardness of changing his appearance in front of Rose again. When his faithful companion Donna touched the detached body part, a "Time Lord-human biological metacrisis" kick-started an hour of nonsensical technobabble. Said metacrisis led to the hand growing into a whole new extra David Tennant, while Tate's character took on elements of the Doctor's knowledge, intelligence and abilities. The temp from Chiswick thus became a sort of female human version of the Doctor, joining with both Tennant-shaped versions as the "three-fold man" to defeat the Daleks. Unfortunately, her feeble human brain was unable to take the strain and the real Doctor had to wipe her memory of the event. For a short time though, Catherine Tate was the Doctor.

Katy Manning and Nicola Bryant 

Ghost in the Machine (2013) and The Widow's Assassin (2014)

Oddly enough, the sci-fi staple of a bodyswap has never been used on televised Doctor Who. Possessions a-plenty, but not two people switching minds and bodies. In the expanded universe material, however, it has occurred more than once, most notably in two productions from Big Finish. Ghost in the Machine is part of the Companion Chronicles range, which utilises a mix of audiobook and cast drama techniques to provide stories for Doctors no longer with us. As such, the various companion actors, many of them female, have had a turn at impersonating their Doctors, but this story went one further by having the third Doctor and Jo Grant briefly switch bodies. It finally happened in the main range this year, when the sixth Doctor went in search of his lost companion Peri and became embroiled in a web of espionage, possession and mind-swappery. This culminated in a gorgeous scene in which Colin Baker and Nicola Bryant got to play each other's characters.

April O'Neil 

Doctor Whore (2014)

A XXX porn parody, Doctor Whore (not to be confused with Doctor Screw) is better than most, and actually bares some resemblance to the show it's spoofing. It's clear that the people involved actually do love Doctor Who. It's not the first time there's been a sexy female Doctor in little to no clothes (a particular shout-out to GoGo Blackwater of Suicide Girls for her set "Twelve"), but this version has gone down quite well with fans of a certain persuasion. After tenth and eleventh Doctors played by Kris Slater and Brian Street Team, the twelfth Doctor is portrayed by April O'Neil, legendarily geeky porn starlet. "After all, why would they pass up the opportunity to cast a woman or a minority?" She travels with Martha, played by another porn-performing Who fan, Skin Diamond, and Captain Jack (Aaron Wilcox). And then they all have sex, obviously. OK, so it's not the most effective feminist argument for a female Doctor, but they do get points for poking fun at the BBC for casting yet another skinny white guy.


Jenna Coleman

Flatline and Death in Heaven (2014)

Along with the Master returning as the Mistress, this is the clearest argument yet that one day soon we shall see a woman in the lead role. While some fans disparaged the latest series as being "Clara Who," this was an effective way of not only putting the companion on more equal footing with the Doctor, but also teasing the possibility of a future female Doctor. Clara stepped up to take the Doctor's place as investigator and hero in Flatline, while Death in Heaven took it further, briefly having Clara claim to be the Doctor to try to outwit the Cybermen. The showmakers even tweaked the title sequence so that it was Coleman's name that was listed first, and her eyes that appeared in the Vortex. It has to be said, Coleman did a convincing job of leading the programme, even for that short time.

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

The Infinite Artist

I'm jumping on the bandwagon a little here, seeing as a lot of people have been blogging about a particular piece of artwork, but I've been following Paul Hanley on DeviantArt for a while now, so it's not before time. Paul draws highly detailed, intricate scenes for his favourite pop culture characters and his own creations, and it'll come as no surprise to anyone that it is his Doctor Who art that has caught my eye. He's also one of Obverse Books' preferred artists, having previously provided the cover art for Iris: Abroad and Lady Stardust. He's now created the truly wonderful cover for the upcoming Iris Wildthyme of Mars. This is, of course, especially exciting for me, since this is the cover to the book that will contain my first professional fiction commission. 


Isn't it gorgeous? Paul often creates crowded vistas which act as geeky Where's Wally? style puzzles (or Where's Waldo if you're a Yank). So, as well as Iris (in her Barbarella incarnation) and Panda, he's provided all manner of Martians to try to identify. This should not be taken to mean that any of these creatures will be appearing in the stories, however. There are many more Marses than are depicted on here.

What's really been hitting the blogosphere is this. Paul has drawn numerous Doctors in the past, not only depicting an ever-increasing rolecall of the 'proper' Doctors, but having fun with apocryphal, unofficial, and fan-requested Doctors. Now, he's gone the whole hog, and produced something that I'd love to do, if my drawing skills were up to the task: 'The Infinite Doctor.'


Isn't that something? I particularly like how less well-known versions of the character are up front, with the often overlooked eighth Doctor (in his Night of the Doctor garb) sharing the limelight with the first Doctor, the Richard E. Grant animated Doctor, the War Doctor, and two of the Doctors from the wonderful Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death. The latest addition to the roster, Peter Capaldi, gets pride of place, but there are all manner of extra incarnations on there, from the faces seen in the battle in The Brain of Morbius to Big Finish's 'Unbound' Doctors. There are even some that I could not identify, which, given my level of Who geekery, isn't to be sniffed at.

Two inclusions really leap out at me from this:

The 'Egon' Doctor, from the proposed Nelvana cartoon, as mentioned in my Harold Ramis piece last night. I considered including him in the 'Past, Potentials and Parallels' piece from my 'Other Doctors' series, but it was getting a little busy. It's quite heartwarming to see this version of the Doctor appear just as Egon was taken from us.

The second Doctor from the left, the rather cool, asiatic looking one with white hair and a black hat and cloak. This is a new one on me; although I was familiar with the Japanese Daleks novelisation, I hadn't seen all the illustrations before (you can view them all here). That's what's wonderful about Doctor Who, there's always more to discover. Add to the handful here who I didn't recognise a few more stage Doctors that I've just read about in Who-ology, and my Doctor catalogue is growing by the day.

There are some others I would have included here, had I the talent to do so. I'd have included some parallel versions of Doctors with distinctive looks, a couple of well-regarded fan Doctors, maybe some more spoof Doctors. But the wonderful thing about this image, in its conception and title, is that there need be no end to all the versions of the Doctor. The Doctors hang off the page, hinting at many, many more we can't see. If you can think of a Doctor, but can't spot him, don't worry. He's there somewhere, a few too many steps to the left.

For those who may need some more assistance in identifying the Doctors portrayed (or just like lists, like me) Paul has helpfully included a version with a key here. To view the above images at full size, just click on them to be taken to the original page, and to view his entire DeviantArt gallery, click here. To learn more about some of the mysterious faces pictured, try my 'Other Doctors' articles, which are already hopelessly out-of-date and lacking certain incarnations (John Guilor as the first Doctor in The Day of the Doctor? David McGrouther as the sixth Doctor on ice? Declain Brennan from 'Doctor Who Meets Einstein?')

Infinite Doctors in Infinite Combinations...

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

The Other Doctors, Part Three: Pasts, Potentials and Parallels

We've already looked at the many other actors who have played the Doctor on film, TV and radio over the years. However, some of the most intriguing versions of our favourite Time Lord only exist on the printed page. Others were played by the familiar eleven actors, but were separated by whim and possibility, existing in distinct timelines. Here are just some of the past, future and parallel Doctors who have cropped up over the years.


The Other


The Other? (Image by Paul Hanley)
Ten million years before the time of the Doctor, the Time Lords came into existence due to the actions of the three great players of Gallifreyan society. They were Rassilon, Omega, and an unnamed 'Other.' We learn of this mysterious individual in Marc Platt's climactic New Adventure Lungbarrow. We learn a great deal more too. We learn that the Doctor abandoned his family, that he, along with other Time Lords, are loomed, fully grown, and that their ancestors were ageless but could not regenerate. We learn that the Other had a granddaughter, who was taken from Gallifrey in a TARDIS. We learn that, fearing for Gallifrey, he threw himself into the looms, only to be reborn, millions of years later, his essence surviving in the form of a newly loomed Time Lord. Not even the Doctor was aware of this, until he began to have inklings in his seventh incarnation. It turns out he was far more than just another Time Lord. How any of this squares with the snatches of information we have since learned about the Doctor's childhood is anyone's guess.


The Morbius Doctors


It has been revealed that the eleventh Doctor is, in fact, the last of the Doctor's possible incarnations, having previously used all twelve of his regenerations up. We must wait to learn how he shall affect another regeneration in the upcoming Christmas special, although it's tempting to think that the Sisterhood of Karn's special regeneration brew may have altered the stakes somewhat, or indeed, that River Song's gift of her remaining regenerative energy to save the Doctor's life may have given him an extra bundle of changes. In any case, there's no need to fret, for the Doctor, as we all know, has actually had far more than thirteen faces.


Back in 1976, The Brain of Morbius saw the Doctor face a mind battle with the great Time Lord emperor Morbius. Back, back to his very beginnings the Doctor was taken. On the monitor we saw the Doctor's current, fourth visage, then his third, his second, his first... and then eight other faces. These were intended to represent even earlier incarnations of the Doctor – as has been explicitly confirmed by members of the production team of the time – and this is, indeed how the scene plays. Of course, we all know that the Hartnell version was the first. So do we have a big mystery? Well, many fans have rationalised that the faces actually represent the faces of Morbius. Well, possibly, but that's not how the scene plays. Indeed, it is Morbius who wins the battle, only falling because his artificial brain case can't take the strain. The Doctor is virtually finished, only surviving due to the Sisterhood's elixir.


So, who are those eight men in wigs and period dress? Well, they are, in fact, eight members of the production team, including writer Robert Holmes and producer Philip Hinchcliffe. But are they the faces of the Doctor? It seems inarguable that they are, but how they can fit into the Doctor's timeline is a mystery. Lungbarrow hints that they might be faces of the Other, although seeing that he could not regenerate, this seems dubious. An earlier reincarnation? Or perhaps earlier regenerations that even the Doctor doesn't remember. The fifth of these faces, played by Douglas Camfield, appeared in a dubious flashback in Lance Parkin's novel Cold Fusion.

Barry, Gallaccio, Banks Stewart, Hinchcliffe, Camfield, Harper, Holmes and Baker



“It is true to say that I attempted to imply that William Hartnell was not the first Doctor.” Philip Hinchcliffe.


The Infinity Doctor


Lance Parkin's seminal novel The Infinity Doctors was published for the series 35th anniversary, and saw a distinctly different take on the series than the usual BBC novels. We meet the Doctor on Gallifrey, settled into a life of teaching and diplomacy, the youngest member of the High Council. He mourns his dead wife, and has no particular desire to travel anywhere away from his homeworld. Parkin took pains to tie into every adventure featuring the Doctor's people published or broadcast up that point, embracing the contradictions to create an undateable adventure. He has remained tight-lipped concerning the correct placing of the story, although he has stated that the readers' interpretation should always be considered valid.


In many ways, The Infinity Doctors reads like the first adventure, galvanising the Doctor into leaving Gallifrey and engaging in a life of wandering. So perhaps this is a young Hartnell Doctor? Or, knowing that Parkin interprets the Morbius faces as I do, an even earlier incarnation? On the other hand, the Doctor in this story is described as looking rather like Paul McGann, and the initial plan was to have McGann read an audiobook version. Is it then the eighth Doctor? Fan consensus places the story after Parkin's later The Gallifrey Chronicles, the last book in the series which has many links to The Infinity Doctors. On the other hand, Parkin has said that this was not his original intention. Perhaps it is even later, on a Gallifrey rediscovered, involving an incarnation later than Peter Capaldi's.


Alternatively, this could be the Gallifrey of a parallel timeline. Or one of the many Gallifreys created for the War in Heaven. I like to read this novel once every couple of years, and each time I try to imagine a different Doctor in the lead role.


The Emperor and Soul


One individual who might be a version of the Doctor is the Emperor of the Universe, another creation of Lance Parkin. Although only alluded to in the novel Father Time, the Emperor was one of the last surviving Time Lords in a distant, dying future, where whole galaxies had been evacuated due to the destruction caused by terrible time wars. His daughter was the sole heir to the universal throne after his assassination at the hands of a rebel faction. This young girl, who came to be known as Miranda Dawkins, was hidden away on 1980s Earth and was adopted by the amnesiac eighth Doctor. But was the Doctor her real father? Well, the Emperor certainly sounds like he looks like Paul McGann, but beyond that, who knows?


A related mystery is the existence of another version of the Doctor, originating at the end of the universe. Sometime Never... by Justin Richards saw the Multiverse threatened by the Council of Eight. However, the eighth Doctor and Miranda put a stop to their plans, at the cost of Miranda's life. Zezanne, Miranda's daughter – and thus, the Doctor's adopted granddaughter – escaped with a benevolent member of the Council, Soul, who had disguised his natural crystalline form as an old man. Zezanne and Soul – now sporting some of the Doctor's life essence – escaped into the past in the timeship Jonah, which disguised itself as a police box. You see where this is going? This strange, alternative origin for the Doctor in a universe without Gallifrey has now been quietly forgotten, but it seems that in “just one of many universes” Soul and Zezanne take the roles of the Doctor and Susan.


Grandfather Paradox


There seems to be no shortage of evil versions of the Doctor. Lawrence Miles created Faction Paradox for the BBC eighth Doctor line, but it was Anghelides and Cole who brought its leader to life in the novel The Ancestor Cell. Grandfather Paradox was revealed as a twisted future version of the eighth Doctor, one-armed, scarred and driven insane by hatred for the Time Lords, his timeline warped by a Faction virus. His battle with his younger self led to the destruction of Gallifrey in this version of events. The later novel The Gallifrey Chronicles made it clear that Gallifrey would return, and that, rather than being the Doctor per se, the Grandfather was a dark reflection of everyone's future. With his regeneration now known and the Faction out of the picture, it seems that the eighth Doctor has avoided ever becoming Grandfather Paradox. On the other hand, a figure known as Grandfather Halfling, head of House Halfling, is mentioned in the Faction-linked novel Of the City of the Saved. He stands for the rights of the partially human in this all-human enclave, and we know which version of the Doctor is said to be half-human...



Johann Schmidt


Another alternative version of the eighth Doctor was alluded to in the 2001 audio Colditz. In this acclaimed story, the seventh Doctor and Ace found themselves captive in Colditz Castle, only to be contacted by a woman named Klein, who hailed from a future in which the Nazis had won WWII. It turns out that Ace's walkman had been analysed, yielding laser technology to the Nazis and giving them a significant tactical advantage. However, Klein's trip back in time was all part of the Doctor's plan. In her timeline, he had been shot, regenerating into his Byronic eighth self, who went under the name Schmidt and tricked Klein into travelling into her own history and putting things right. Much later, the Doctor took in the temporally displaced Klein, and we heard the story from her point of view – in flashback, and starring Paul McGann as Schmidt.


Lord Burner


The fourth run of Big Finish's Gallifrey series saw Romana, Leela, Braxiatel and Narvin hop from reality to reality, visiting parallel Gallifreys kept separate by the Axis. Some of these Gallifreys included their own version of the Doctor, seemingly only in his sixth incarnation. Colin Baker returned as the Lord Burner, a Time Lord assassin. We learned that the Burner was charged by the President to 'burn' unsavoury Time Lords from history. In the primary timeline, the Doctor's brother, Braxiatel once held the position, and was given the order to execute his sibling. He allowed him to escape, and covered up the incident. In another timeline, the Doctor killed Brax and escaped. We can imagine that this left the Doctor with a darker outlook on life at the very beginning of his travels. Later, when he was put on trial, the Doctor was reintegrated into Gallifreyan society and given his late brother's position.


Other alternative versions of the sixth Doctor have appeared. Gallifrey IV also saw a cameo by Colin Baker as a minor reporter named Theta Sigma, while Gary Russell's sixth Doctor finale novel, Spiral Scratch, involved a plethora of parallel Sixies, including an expansive, black-clad, scar-faced version, who collected his companions from an eternal Roman Empire.


The Savant


As well as the New and Missing Adventures, Virgin published short story collections called Decalogs. The third Decalog ended with 'Zeitgeist,' a story by continuity maestro Craig Hinton, in which the shattering of timelines led to the introduction of an alternative version of the Doctor known as the Savant. This dangerous individual was even more convinced of his own superiority than the regular Doctor, and worked as a Time Lord agent. Although he was physically identical to the fifth Doctor, he was very different in temperament. For the charity anthology Shelf Life, published to commemorate Hinton after his death, Mike Morgan wrote a sequel story in which we learned more about the Savant, and the alternative life that damaged him.


The Leader


The 1970 serial Inferno saw the third Doctor thrown to a parallel Earth, one where a fascist British Republic was ruled by a Big Brother-like Leader. The photograph seen on the poster was that of special effects chief Jack Kine, and we never leaned anything more about the character... until Paul Cornell's 1993 New Adventure, Timewyrm: Revelation. It is revealed that the Doctor recognised this face as one of those offered to him by the Time Lords at the culmination of his trial. Well, we never saw it on screen, but why not? Apparently, in this reality, the second Doctor chose this face, and upon being exiled to Earth, positioned himself as the Leader of the Republic. All a bit of a stretch, but a fascinating idea. It's a pity the Leader presumably died with that parallel Earth.


Other parallel versions of the Doctor were glimpsed in the much later New Adventure So Vile a Sin, including a version of the third Doctor who handed Earth over to the Ice Warriors and lived for a thousand years in a house in Kent, and a version of the eighth Doctor who married Grace and settled down in San Francisco.


Merlin


In the 1989 serial Battlefield, the seventh Doctor learned that, in the past, but his personal future, he would travel to a parallel Earth, were he would be known as Merlin. There, he would face the sorceress Morgaine, and work alongside King Arthur and the knight Ancelyn. The production team at the time had an idea to visit this sequence of events in the future, with each of the Doctor's adventures on Arthur's world taking place earlier in history, tying in with the legend that Merlin aged backwards through time.


Marc Platt's novelisation of Battlefield included a prologue in which we saw the Doctor, posing as Merlin, in the ancient history of Arthur's world. This scruffy old fellow, who liked to wear an afghan coat and sock with sandals, later went on to appear in several stories in the Short Trips series. In these stories by Peter Anghelides, this red-haired future Doctor was revealed to be no less manipulative than his seventh self, albeit an even worse dresser. He even travelled, for a time, with a young lady named Guin – short for Guinevere. Writer and editor Jay Eales also tackled a Merlin version of the Doctor, penning three excellent stories for charity anthologies which saw him aid a supernatural crimes organisation in a parallel world. As scientific advisor to the Malleus Pre-Crimes Unit, Merlin battled such beings as a Daemonic version of the Master, while raising Arthur and protecting a world where magic coexisted with science.


"I hate good wizards in fairytales. They always turn out to be him." River Song

Muldwych

In the nineties, the New Adventures had free reign to take the Doctor's story in new directions. While they couldn't regenerate the Doctor, they could hint at his future. With this in mind, Nigel Robinson wrote Birthright, a novel which saw the Doctor's companions Ace and Benny stranded in opposite ends of Earth's history, with the Doctor nowhere in sight. Ace found herself in the distant future, on the planet Antykhon – the Earth, at a time when it was abandoned by Man and inhabited by an alien civilisation called the Charrl. Here, she encountered a solitary figure who lived alone in a cave. The manipulative, untrustworthy Muldwych never revealed his origins, but when the seventh Doctor later met with him, several hints were dropped as to his real identity. Indeed, as we know that Morgaine believed Merlin to be forever imprisoned in the crystal caves, perhaps this is what became of the Doctor's Merlin incarnation? After a millennium of hermitude, Muldwych eventually escaped in the novel Happy Endings. I always imagined the disagreeable little sod as being played by Hywel Bennet.


The Telos Doctors


Telos Publishing had a short-lived license to create new Doctor Who stories, publishing a series of luxury novellas in 2003. Characterised by more experimental stories than the usual Who novel lines, the Telos Novellas included some forays beyond the standard remit of Who fiction. Starting with Time and Relative, the first licensed story to explore what the Doctor was doing in London before An Unearthly Child, the range explored various incarnations of the Doctor, including some we hadn't met before. Danile O'Mahony's novella, The Cabinet of Light, introduced a future incarnation of the Doctor, who had regenerated after being shot by the villain of that story. This manipulative incarnation, coincidentally, bore a resemblance to the soon-to-be-unveiled animated version of the Doctor played by Richard E. Grant. After Telos lost their Doctor Who license, this version of the Doctor appeared, going once more by the name John Smith, in the finale of the spin-off series Time Hunter, where the nature of his plan and the extent of his manipulations became apparent.


Another – or possibly even the same – version of the Doctor appeared in the final release in the Telos series, Simon Clark's The Dalek Factor. It's entirely possible that this version of the Doctor, who had lost his memories due to the machinations of the Daleks, was one of the various incarnations we already know. Clark elected to keep the version of the Doctor involved vague. Considering that he remains in Dalek captivity at the end of the novella, potentially for years, this could very well be the War Doctor, during the Time War. On the other hand, maybe he never escaped, and this is the Doctor's final fate.


The 42nd Doctor


Lance Parkin didn't only create the Infinity Doctor and the Emperor in his quest to play around with continuity. He has a habit of including a character in his work that is to be portrayed, in the imaginary cast list, by the late, great Ian Richardson. In his early fanfic, Parkin, and Mark Clapham created the Doctor's 42nd incarnation, based on Richardson, who travelled with his young wife, Iphegenia (based on Caitlin Moran). The only published story to star this Doctor was 'Saturnalia' in the charity anthology Tales of the Solar System. The 42nd Doctor made a cameo in Parkin and Mark Clapham's New Adventure Beige Planet Mars, and was to appear in at least two versions of the unused epilogue to The Dying Days. You can read these stories and meet this dapper incarnation on Parkin's own site.
Valeyard of the Daleks
Eulogy of the Daleks
Alternatively, this gentleman claims the title of the 42nd Doctor:
The 42nd Doctor?

"The idea was to imagine what Doctor Who would be like decades on (we were writing in the mid-nineties) and to just shift the Doctor Who universe along, TNG-style. The Daleks had been wiped out in a time war, Gallifrey was gone, the Doctor had a tomboyish wife, a bunch of mates throughout the universe and they spent their time going to fun places and fighting evil almost as a sideline." Lance Parkin


The Curator


The Day of the Doctor left us with a mystery. Who was strange old man who claimed to be Curator of the National Gallery? Well, he was played by Tom Baker, who was listed in the credits only as 'the Doctor.' And the Doctor was appointed curator by Elizabeth I. And, while he spoke in riddles, the Curator did imply that the Doctor might, some day, find himself revisiting a few old favourite faces. So, is he the Doctor? I guess we'll never know. Still, I'd like to think he is. I don't think the Doctor need worry about his regenerations running out. We know he'll get to look like Peter Capaldi soon, and after that... Well, after that, after being Merlin, and Muldwych, and the Valeyard, and who knows what else, perhaps he'll settle down to run an old gallery on Earth, and just happen to look like Tom Baker again.


Doctor Lovejoy



In 1967, Walls released a series of card with their Sky Ray lollies, that told the story Daleks Invade Zaos. These could be stuck into Dr. Who's Space Adventure Book (a steal at a shilling) to tell the story of Dr. Who and the Sky Ray Space Raiders and their battle against the Daleks and the giant Astrobeetles. Dr. Who was supposedly the version played by Patrick Troughton, but I think it's clear from the cover that he was actually portrayed by Ian 'Lovejoy' McShane.