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Monday, 28 October 2024
Hallowe'en at Television Heaven
It's spooky season, so it's time to review some classic chillers (because the rest of the year I don't watch monsters and ghosts and things, not at all).
Pop along to Television Heaven for new reviews on the ingenious horror spoof Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, the most terrifying part of which is that it's somehow now twenty years old; the Frankensteinian hammy horror of 1970s Doctor Who serial The Brain of Morbius; and, the Hammer movie Quatermass and the Pit (aka Five Million Years to Earth), featuring perhaps the very best version of the good Professor.
Plus, Mark Turner-Box reviews the 1979 miniseries of Stephen King's Salem's Lot, while Malcolm Alexander examines the more recent horror series The Enfield Haunting.
Enjoy an array of Martians, monsters, vampires, ghosts, apemen and invasive broccoli.
Monday, 17 February 2020
WHO REVIEW: 12-8 - The Haunting of Villa Diodati
Doctor Who hasn't done haunted house stories all that often. We had "The Unquiet Dead" in series one and "Hide" in series seven, and there were elements of the genre in "Blink," but that's only three episodes in fifteen years. Back in the day, we had 1989's Ghost Light and 1972's Day of the Daleks, which is perhaps the closest antecedent to "Diodati," with apparitions explained away as temporal anomalies, leading to a battle with a classic Who monster with humanity's future in the balance. Where "Diodati" stands out is in setting its story on a single specific evening from history, one that has gone down in legend and, indeed, contributed so much to the horror genre that it would be unrecognisable without it.
My favourite moment in the episode is when the Doctor argues for the value of Shelley's life, not on the usual basis that a human life is worth saving regardless, but that his cultural contribution is so great that allowing him to die early would cause irrevocable damage to human history. Indeed, the legendary night at Villa Diodati in 1816 made such a lasting impact to English literature that there has perhaps never been another single night more important to our literary culture. Not only did Mary Shelley devise Frankenstein on that night, essentially creating the modern science fiction genre in the process, but Dr. John Polidori wrote the first draft of The Vampyre, a landmark of horror fiction that would go on to inspire Bram Stoker in his writing of Dracula years later. The cumulative effect on literature and pop culture of this two works cannot be overstated. Polidori was inspired himself by Lord Byron's Fragment of a Novel and loosely based the vampyre of his tale on Byron, but as Polidori actually finished his story and had the greater impact on vampire fiction. In any case, I'm prouder about what I've written than what's been written about me, although Byron probably thought the opposite.
The casting is spot on for the historical cast, with Jacob Collins-Levy making a excellent Byron. The man was, after all, notoriously both arrogant and charming, and it would be very easy to overplay one or the other of those characteristics, but Collins-Levy balances it perfectly. Byron's constant hitting on "Mrs Doctor" is perfectly in character and one of the funnier elements of the story, continuing even as the situation turns into a living nightmare. After all, it would take more than the potential death of humanity to stop Byron flirting. (Loved the Doctor's namedrop of Ada, as well, surely the only time that a father and daughter have been met in reverse historical order - River doesn't count, because she cheated.)
Lili Miller is excellent as Mary, although I feel she doesn't get the amount of screentime she really deserves here. She has some nice moments with Ryan and a good rapport with the Doctor, but given her astonishing genius as a writer I'd have thought more would have been made of her contributions to history, especially given that she essentially created the genre in which the characters exist. (Indeed, having the erasure of Mary's work threaten the Doctor and companions' future would have made more sense in a metatextual way, as without Frankenstein, Doctor Who could not exist.) Instead, most of the accolades go to her husband-to-be, also brilliantly portrayed by Lewis Rainer. Nadia Parkes is strong as the often-overlooked Claire Clairmont, who tells Byron to shove it in the most satisfying moment of the story, but hats off to Maxim Baldry (previously of the fantastic Years and Years) as a perfectly off-his-nut turn as Polidori.
The early part of the episode looks like this is going to turn into a historical romp like the aforementioned "The Unquiet Dead," or the other, author-focused celebrity historicals "The Shakespeare Code" and "The Unicorn and the Wasp." Like those, there's a real focus on how "words matter," but the genre runaround is played straighter, with some genuine chills even as the characters joke with each other. Once the house closes in on them and it seems impossible to escape, there's a real sense of dread, but events are moving quickly and the mind races as to what's going to happen next.
The missus and I were throwing guesses at each other. I was convinced that the Villa was actually a TARDIS, given that its dimensions were folding in on themselves, while we both correctly guessed that the white shadow breaking into reality was a Cyberman (after briefly entertaining the idea that it might be the Kassavin from the season opener). We were briefly convinced that the Lone Cyberman was Shelley, which would have been rather cool but quite hard to square back with established history.
Having the Cybermen crash into the story an episode early is a great way of keeping things surprising even while we're forewarned as to their involvement in the finale. The Cybermen haven't been used for body horror nearly enough, in my opinion, with perhaps the best use being their last appearance, series ten's two-part finale that almost wrote out the Twelfth Doctor. We might have expected a more Franksteinian take on the Cybermen in this story, had we known they were cropping up, but as an unexpected villain, the Lone Cyberman is all the more effective. The use of lightning to recharge him is a bit of a cute joke, but it kind of had to be done, and it doesn't retract from the nightmarish conception of a broken, beaten Cyberman fighting on out of sheer anger and willpower. The script draws attention to how different this Cyberman is to the usual conception (if not always depiction) of the emotionless cyborg, and it works. This is an entirely new version of the classic monster, showing that it's still possible to find a fresh way to approach the oldest elements of the series. Patrick O'Kane is terrifying as this rage-fuelled monster, especially in the moments when his humanity is visible. Most powerful of all is the scene in which it appears Mary has gotten through to him through his once being a father, only to have him spit it back in her face in an astonishing display of bloodthirst and hate.
Not only is the Doctor rightfully outraged and terrified at having to face the Cybermen again - after all, they both killed her previous self and mutilated her last companion - she bears the enormous weight of responsibility for her role in the universe. If anyone's still waiting for Whittaker to get her "Doctor moment," then this is it, with the Doctor shutting down her companions as she balances future and past. Whittaker is brilliant in this scene, showing just how good she can be when given strong material.
While I'm sure, due to the strong links to the season arc, Chibnall must have advised heavily on the story, the script is credited only to Maxine Alderton, and she cements herself as one of the best writers on the series in years. This script manages a moment of focus for all the regulars, be it Ryan's uncomfortable pragmatism, Graham's incredulity and fear, or Yaz's sudden openness about her feelings for someone-who-I-think-we-all-know. The lack of focus on Mary's contributions to literature is a major flaw with the script, but this remains a strong episode and easily a contender for the best Thirteenth Doctor story so far.
Maketh the Woman: I love that the fam are dressing in appropriate period costume as a matter of course now, and they all look great in their 19th century get-up. But what does the Doctor do? Puts on a waistcoat over her T-shirt and puts her usual coat back on top.
The Shallow Bit: This episode is, naturally, is full of very gorgeous people, and I'm particularly taken with Maxim Baldry and Nadia Parkes. Can we please have a moment to recognise how stunning Mandip Gill looks in her period costume though?
Random Thoughts: Why does the Doctor suddenly decide to take her companions on a hasty trip to drop-in on the party at Villa Diodati? Such sudden urges to go see a specific people and places isn't out of character for the Doctor, but is there something else at work here? Did something influence her into making that decision, specifically so she would be in the right place when the Lone Cyberman manifested?
Continuity Corner: This episode was always going to be a tricky one to fit in with the larger Whoniverse. Big Finish have featured Mary Shelley heavily in the past, played by Julie Cox, in adventures with Paul McGann's Eighth Doctor. This started with a typical name drop by the Doctor in the first Eighth Doctor audio, 2001's Storm Warning, which eventually led to "Mary's Story," an installment of 2009's anthology release The Company of Friends. This rather brilliant story saw the Eighth Doctor arrive at Villa Diodati on that fateful 1816 evening, partly inspiring Frankenstein. She then goes travelling with him, appearing in a trilogy of releases in 2011, one of which, The Silver Turk, even features the Cybermen and further inspires Frankenstein. This obviously contradicts this episode, but fortunately, this entire adventure involves a diverted timeline, neatly explaining away any historical or fictional discontinuities.
However, in checking up some of the above details on the TARDIS wikia, I discovered that there was yet another instance of the Doctor inspiring Mary to write Frankenstein, in 2008. "The Creative Spark" was a short comic strip featuring the Tenth Doctor in the Battles in Time trading card magazine. Fortunately, very few people feel moved to include these comics as part of continuity, and even if you do, if we can cope with at least four explanations for Jack the Ripper and three utterly incompatible fates for Atlantis then we can cope with this.
Tuesday, 24 April 2018
REVIEW: Grandma Guignol
If there was ever a series that deserved more recognition, it's this. The story of the Bride of Frankenstein, now running a B&B in sleepy seaside town (and goth capital) Whitby, and her best friend, the aged witch and antiques dealer Effie. The story of ancient mummies, the story elephantine descendants of the London Monster, the story of the dreaded Crispy Cat! All told with Magrs's signature wit and aplomb.
Anyone who has dipped into Paul Magrs's world with his Iris Wildthyme or Phoenix Court novels, or his many Doctor Who stories, should definitely check out Brenda's adventures, and any fan of magic realism, cosy supernatural stories or old-fashioned adventures should give it a try. Halfway between Hammer Horror and Alan Bennett, you'll find Grandma Guignol. Hopefully it will be popular enough to warrant a second series.
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Saturday, 21 March 2015
March Comics Round-Up: Other publishers
| Really, just take it in. |
And on with the non-Marvel titles. No DC this month, excepting Multiversity which isn't due out for a week so won't get picked up till April, most likely. While Marvel is preparing for Secret Wars, DC is about to enter the Convergance, which will have consequences including decent new costumes for Superman and Wonder Woman, and Batman dressing up like a robot bunny rabbit. I have, however, been watching a lot of DC lately. Maybe I just prefer Bats and Supes on the screen to on the page?
Instead I grabbed a bunch of occasional titles and tried some new ones, plus regular subs. A lot of TV and film tie-ins here, which is very much my thing, and consequentially means a lot of IDW. Also, Alan Moore's new Nemo book is out, so I grabbed that too.
The Fly: Outbreak #1 (IDW)
IDW is very good at providing platforms for seemingly dead properties to be explored again. I'm slightly bemused by this one, in that I think most people would have taken the chance to ignore the events of the not-terribly-good The Fly II and follow on from Cronenberg's masterpiece. (And it is a masterpiece.) In fact, I'd really love to see a working of Geena Davis's Flies treatment, but hey ho. It's been a long time since The Fly II, but Outbreak seems to either retcon/misconstrue the ending to the film or I'm misremembering it myself. Still, I'm fairly certain that the villainous Bartok was left as a misshapen monster because essential human genes were removed and implanted in Martin's cells, not because he had fly DNA swapped into his body. In any case, I like how this story deals with Martin's guilt with leaving Bartok in this state, and how he has become little better than him with his constant experimentation. Not sure how this is going to develop, but it's reasonably well written and it looks fantastic.
Frankenstein Underground #1 (Dark Horse)
It's been ages since I read any Mignola. I'm not sure why; I love Hellboy and BPRD, it's just a universe I haven't found myself visiting for some time. So an unexpected new series starting seemed like a good opportunity to jump back in. Frankenstein Underground is a Hellboy spin-off, and so takes place in that macabre universe, and it certainly feels part of that aesthetic. It's a shame Mignola doesn't really draw anymore, save for covers and occasional special items, but Ben Stenbeck's art is similar enough to match the world's tone while being distinct enough not to feel slavish. A sympathetic and horrific look at the classic Monster, and one I think I shall follow.
Doctor Who: Eleventh Doctor #8 (Titan)
I dropped this for a bit due to not wanting to have to sell a kidney to afford all my comics, so with a little spare cash I thought I'd grab it again. Bit of a shame I missed any of these; Al Ewing is on the top of his writing game, and the Eleventh Doctor series are the best Doctor Who comics around right now. Alice is a companion who really should have been on TV; she's realistic and likeable, but not a pushover, and I doubt she'd have polarised opinions in the way either Amy or Clara have. Jones, on the other hand, is just fun, and is now speaking almost entirely in David Bowie quotes. Because that's who he is, even if he isn't officially young Davey Jones. This is intriguing, well told and often very funny, and I still love Warren Pleece's slab-faced version of Eleven.
Doctor Who Magazine #484 (Panini)
This month's comic strip is a one-off, entitled "Space Invaderz," which is fun parody of Storage Hunters and similar programmes. There only two problems: firstly is that a similar idea was used for a story in the recent anthology Seasons of War, but rather better executed. This happens when there are multiple publishers of one property, but there you go. Secondly, though, is that this is obviously meant to be funny, but just isn't very. Bit of a misstep, but they can't all be classics.
Bill & Ted's Most Triumphant Return #1 (Boom!)
Another eighties movie follow-up this month, this time from Boom! With talk of a third movie happening in the near future, it seems timely to provide a follow-up to Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. This picks up almost immediately after the finish of the second film, and deals with the pressure on the Stallyns to write their second song and continue their destiny. Good fun, with some enjoyable use of time travel. A separate, shorter story concerning the good robot Bill and Ted rounds off the issue. Worth checking out issue two, I feel.
Star Trek #43: Five Year Mission (IDW)
Picked this up to see what was going on in the Abrams-verse. Nothing very gripping, sadly. The Enterprise has gone a bit Star Trek: Voyager and is now adrift in the Delta Quadrant. Somehow, I feel this won't last, considering they've got to be back in the neighbourhood this time next year for the third movie (like that's going to arrive on time). A mysterious local offers assistance. Can she be trusted? What do you think? Nothing special, going to drop this line for good.
Saga #26 (Image)
I'm wondering whether to continue buying this monthly, or to stop and wait for the trades, which do seem to be a better format for the story style. Then again, I really do enjoy my regular dose of Saga, and there are far worse crimes than moving slowly. It's a long wait till the next phase of the story starts as it is. We're in a very different place now to where the series started, and the shifting friendships and alliances are intriguing. It needs to come to a head soon, though. Remains utterly compelling, for all that.
Nemo: River of Ghosts (Top Shelf/Knockabout)
The final installment of Alan Moore's Janni Nemo trilogy, this chapter taking place primarily in 1975, with the now very elderly lady captain falling into obsession with the potential return of her archnemesis, Ayesha. It continues in the vein of the previous volumes, playing the game of dropping in as many references for readers to spot as possible. This manages to cross-pollinate Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine, The Lost World, The Creature from the Black Lagoon and Incan adventure tales, throwing in a gaggle of Hitler - sorry, I mean Hynkel - clones. Hugo Coghlan, aka Hugo Hercules, is a particularly obscure character to lift from the archives, but he's an important one, often cited as the first superhero. He's good fun though, providing unlimited muscle and a surprisingly sympathetic ear for Nemo. It's also heavily implied that he's the father of Desperate Dan of The Dandy, which, textually speaking, I suppose he is. There's something of a theme of ageing and the loss of faculties, with regards to Nemo herself and the ever-advancing world beyond her sanctuary. Essentially, though, this is a romp, and while that's great fun and all, Moore's work used to be about something.
Tuesday, 4 November 2014
HAMMERAMA: The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
You can't have Hallowe'en without a bit of Hammer, and despite the unseasonal blazing sunshine this gone Hallows Eve, I turned to the film that put Hammer Horror on the map. Hammer had, of course, been around for many years before The Curse of Frankenstein, and had dabbled in sci-fi and horror with such titles as The Quatermass X-Periment. Yet it was Curse that would kick off their reputation as the masters of British horror. Full colour X-certificate gothic horror with just enough gruesomeness and gore to shock and entice the British public in equal measure. While tame by the standards of today's gut-drenched horror films, Hammer's chillers were scandalous by the standards of the time. Critics savaged Curse as debased and depraved as much they applauded its acting and production techniques.
There have been dozens of films based on Shelley's novel Frankenstein, already almost 140 years old when Hammer produced its own version. There were already numerous such films by 1957, the most famous and well-regarded being Universal's 1931 film. The success of this was jealously guarded by the company, and Universal did everything they could to ensure that Hammer could not replicate any elements of the monochrome classic. Every adaptation of the novel has played fast and loose with the source material, and Hammer's is no different. Indeed, the need to differentiate their version from Universal's perhaps led to the very different plot used in Curse, which bears little resemblance to that of the novel. Bookended by the possibly insane Baron Frankenstein telling his story while awaiting the hangman's noose, the storyline retains the fundamentals of the scientist stitching together a creature from human corpses and bringing it to life with electricity, but little else. Notably, one element to make it through was the Creature's encounter with a poor blind man, albeit playing out quite differently than in the book. It's a scene notably absent from Universal's version, although it was worked into its sequel, Bride of Frankenstein. However, while in the novel and Bride it is used to develop sympathy for the Creature by providing someone who does not see his terrible visage, Curse uses it to ramp up the horror and danger posed by the Creature.
This is, of course, the first outing for Hammer's classic double act, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, although not the first ever film to feature them both (that was a 1948 production of Hamlet, although Lee was uncredited). The duo would star in a number of films together for Hammer, often as opposing characters, and struck up a deep and famous friendship. Cushing is absolutely fantastic as Victor Frankenstein; idealistic, engaging, yet chillingly amoral and oozing with hubris. In spite of his great intellect, he is a borderline sadist, taking very little time to progress from drowning puppies to murdering old friends in cold blood. Not to mention his cold-hearted affair with his own housemaid, little more than a sex object used by the Baron to sate his baser impulses. Lee, however, is rather wasted here, with little opportunity to show the skill that later made him so renowned. Cast primarily for his height (his role almost went to Carry On... star and future Ice Warrior Bernard Bresslaw), he has no lines and surprisingly little screentime. Nonetheless, Lee manages to bring both fearsome power and an injured vulnerability to the part of the Creature.
Part of the agreement of terms with Universal was that Hammer's version of the Creature could not look like the infamous flat-topped version played by Boris Karloff. Make-up artist Jack Pierce created a unique new look for the Creature, and while it will never be as widely recognised as the Universal version, it has its own distinct quality. It's a particularly unpleasant version of Frankenstein's creation, with rotten, pallid flesh boasting very visible stitching. One eye is white with cataract, while the other is piercingly intelligent. It's a deeply unsettling image.
The film has a small cast, with the bulk of scenes going to Frankenstein and his teacher, accomplice and eventual enemy, Paul Krempe, played with conviction by Robert Urquhart. Melvyn Hayes is impressive, and convincingly Cushing-like, as Victor's younger self. Hazel Court is also very good as Elizabeth, the potential Mrs Frankenstein. But it's Cushing who owns this film, his every scene bristling with charm and threat in equal measure. He is, quite appropriately, electrifying.
The success of The Curse of Frankenstein would lead to the production of six sequels, all but one featuring Cushing as the mad Baron. More significant is that Curse launched Hammer into focusing almost solely on Horror until the mid-seventies. Hammer immediately went into production on Dracula, which reunited Cushing and Lee and allowed the latter to show just what he was capable of. Dracula, its own follow-ups, and the 1959 release The Mummy, cemented Cushing, Lee and Hammer as the new faces of horror.



