Showing posts with label fanfic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fanfic. Show all posts

Monday, 21 September 2026

FANS WHO: Dr Who Meets the Scorpion

Mandy Rose and Phillip Roy in Dr Who Meets the Scorpion


Dr Who Meets the Scorpion - what a fun title. The sort of title that’s both lurid and mysterious. A new fanfilm from PREP-B Productions, this is a full ninety-minute movie now streaming on YouTube. It’s a love letter to classic Doctor Who - sixties, seventies and eighties. The title is styled like that of the first Dalek movie, Dr Who and the Daleks, with various nods to that film and its sequel, with many of the sound effects taken from it. The theme tune used for the striking title sequence is the beloved seventies version of the classic Grainer-Derbyshire theme, while the visuals mostly call back to the mid-70s to early 80s, with the Doctor himself looking like he stepped out of The Sweeney or Gangsters


The Doctor is played by Phillip Roy, who also writes, produces, co-directs, and co-edits. A bit of a vanity project, then, creating the entire film and casting himself in the title role? To be honest, with the opportunity to create my own version of Doctor Who, I’d do the same. Fortunately, Roy makes a decent Doctor. There’s something of David Collings to him, a softly-spoken charisma that makes him very engaging. He comes across as quite a sentimental incarnation, very reassuring, while occasionally ruthless, with a sharp sense of humour. I like him.


The film begins at the tail end of an adventure, with the Doctor finishing another plot by the Daleks (in glorious technicolor Cushing-style). The Daleks’ varied accents pulled me out of it a little, but it’s a solidly produced scene that gives a good flavour of the kind of Doctor we’re going to be watching. Then it’s back to Earth for a holiday… or rather, another adventure and a brush with death. Naturally.


While he’s travelling alone to begin with, it isn’t long before the Doctor finds himself thrown together with a new companion. Jennie, played by the beautiful Mandy Rose, is a resourceful and courageous young woman on a mission of her own, which brings her, the Doctor, and his kipper tie face-to-face with the story’s initial villain. However, this time the Doctor is facing that most callous of enemies - corporate business - and there’s a ladder of villains, each answering to someone higher up the chain. The immediate threat, the smug, yet almost likeable Mr Taylor (Brian Smith) answers to the more alien, and more arch head of the company, the Scorpion himself (Lucas Edwards, under some decent make-up effects). As for who the Scorpion answers to… that’s a mystery left open.


The story jumps from setting to setting as the Doctor and Jennie trace the villains’ base of operations, visiting alien worlds that look like they’ve stepped straight into 70s Doctor Who (and I do mean that as a compliment). There’s a flashback to an old-fashioned night club cabaret night which has some interesting moments but slows things down a bit too much, but on the whole, this is a pacy, entertaining adventure.


The only thing that lets it down, for me, is the reliance on callbacks in the script. Naturally, this is a film by fans, for fans, and we all love some little kisses to the past. Some of them work very well, particularly when they actually influence the plot (including a very unexpected voice role for a star of 80s Doctor Who), but a lot of them are simply throwaway lines, and after a while they wear a bit thin. It’s a shame, because when the dialogue is original, it works well, being frequently touching, other times very funny.


Still, Dr Who Meets the Scorpion is one of the best fanfilms I’ve seen; certainly one of the most professional. I hope when the sequel arrives, Roy is confident enough to let his Doctor stand on his own, and rely less on well-remembered lines from his predecessors (how far ahead he is isn’t clear, but he’s clearly a future incarnation from beyond the Ncuti Gatwa series). I can definitely recommend this as an entertaining diversion for fans of classic, twentieth century Doctor Who.


You can watch Dr Who Meets the Scorpion here


To help fund the proposed sequel, Dr Who and the Doomsday Weapon, please visit here.


Sunday, 16 November 2025

Sarah Jane Smith: Roving Reporter II - out now!

The second volume of Roving Reporter, Pencil Tip Publishing's collection of short stories, comic strips and critical essays on all things Sarah Jane is now in print. You can order a copy from Lulu, for the sum of £20/£36 (CAD). All proceeds go towards the British Columbia Cancer Foundation.

The volume includes some excellent new fiction starring Sarah Jane, rounded off with my own story "Remembrance."


Order here now!

Wednesday, 1 October 2025

Pencil Tip Publishing: Sarah Jane and Space: 1999!

Good news from Pencil Tip Publishing: Roving Reporter II, the second collection of new adventures for Sarah Jane Smith will be available before the end of the year. This will feature my story "Remembrance" as well as a host of prose and graphic stories, such as Russell McGee's "The Cocoon of Despair," which you can now explore in this timelapse artwork video.

In the meantime, the original Roving Reporter (featuring my story "Exposure") is available for a short time again via Lulu. A full library of PTP fiction and non-fiction books are also available, such as the recent What the Fans Think - Space: 1999, for which I had the dubious honour of reviewing "Space Warp."

Wednesday, 6 August 2025

Doctor Who and the Vampire Inversion




Here's a treat: Paul Hanley, who you may recall provided the original art for Forgotten Lives, as well as a whole host of other Doctor Who, cult film and original art, has teamed up with Bret Herholz, another excellent artist and graphic storyteller with a penchant for all things Who, to create The Vampire Inversion, a completely free new comic featuring the Shalka Doctor (as played by Mr. Richard E. Grant back in 2003, and fleetingly appearing onscreen again in 2024).

For this adventure, Paul has written the script and Bret has provided the art, and his scratchy blac-and-white style really works for this gaunt and foreboding Doctor. The Vampire Inversion is a postmodern adventure into vampire cinema, which also explores the hidden corners of Doctor Who's own mythology. As the cover page teases: "Two Doctors, vampires and... Andy Warhol?!" When you've enjoyed the comic itself, you can also read Paul's original script.

Paul and Bret have provided this comic for free, but do suggest that you might like to make a donation to one of the charities they've chosen to support: 

The Transgender Education Network of Texas (TENT)

TRACTION (Trans Community Action)

Queertopia

The Central Florida Emergency Trans Care Fund

So, go on. Have a bite.

Sunday, 4 August 2024

WHO REVIEW: The History Between Us

 

I love that, after sixty years, Doctor Who is still inspiring so much creative fandom. New generations of fans come to the show, explore its history, have their imaginations fired up, and go on to create their own stories. Some of these stories go on to inspire other fans; some writers will even go on to create official Doctor Who. It's all rather wonderful. Admittedly, it's a bit strange for me to see a book full of authors and artists going by their online handles, but then, pseudonyms have a long history and, well, I guess I'm getting old.

The History Between Us is a collection of stories featuring the Doctor and the Master, from the 77 Years Team. This group previously published 77 Years itself, exploring the Dhawan Master's accidental exile alluded to in Spyfall (I've now bought the digital edition of this, so expect another review in the future). This volume, which I picked up on the reprint for the 60th anniversary and have finally had time to sit down and read properly, is more expansive, covering the two Time Lords' lives from their childhood on Gallifrey to their most recent run-in on TV, and beyond.

Fanthologies are nothing new, and nor is fiction exploring the relationship between the Doctor and the Master. Even the idea that they were once a couple, whose love has turned to an intense enmity that they've dragged out across time and space, isn't without precedent. Forcing them to sit down and talk to a marriage counsellor, though – that's a stroke of genius.

The first thing you notice when you pick up this book is just how gorgeous it is. Kris Merola's cover is absolutely stunning, and only the first of a selection of incredible illustrations in an array of styles. Then, of course, we have the stories themselves – one for each main Doctor, plus a framing story and an extra story at the very end, set some time in the future. (I won't reveal which Doctor and Master this one features, but they may have recently been brought into TV canon.) The stories explore their relationship and its fluctuating levels of friendship and enmity across the centuries. Any romance is included with a lightness of touch – the more intimate details of their relationship is kept to background and inference.

There's a very high standard to the writing here. Every story is strong, with the best being really quite excellent. I have some particular favourites. “On the Contrary Nature of Temporal Exobiology” by Ana M. explores the first meeting and growing friendship between the charismatic Koschei and the awkward Theta at the Academy. “Doctor Who and the Vortex Bloom” by Fennric explores the Third Doctor's life in exile, including the nature of his prisoner tattoo (in reality, Jon Pertwee's tattoo from his time in the Royal Navy, which has caused no end of fan debate). The story has a spot-on portrayal of the affectionate rivalry between the Third Doctor and the Delgado Master (and it's nice to see someone remember that sometimes the Three discarded his fancy clothes and got down to a T-shirt and jeans).

Taphonomia” by Soph features the Fourth Doctor and “Crispy” Master, on his last legs and desperate. It's a subtly chilling story with a touch of horror. Sariane's Fifth Doctor story “The Wandering Mind” is a fascinating exploration of the Doctor's subconscious. “Nothing but Time” by Red brings the Eighth Doctor and the War Master together, in a tremendously fun, time-twisting tale that handles the tricky business of fitting in with TV continuity better than Big Finish usually manages. The highlight of the modern Doctor-Master pairs is “Not a Vessel for Your Good Intent” by Jay, a thoughtful exploration of the Missy's imprisonment and the reasons she and the Doctor are going through with it.

While these were the stand-out entries for me, every story presents an intriguing take on the Doctor and the Master. Of course, not every Doctor met the Master on TV, and while most of their respective incarnations meet in order, there are some unexpected pairings. A truly masterful collection.

Physical copies of this book are no longer available, however, ebook and audiobook versions can still be ordered through the 77 Live Team website.

Friday, 17 November 2023

Introducing "Scientific Advisor" in Forgotten Lives 3

There are only two weeks left to order Forgotten Lives 3 from Obverse Books. This is, almost certainly,
the last such collection of adventures for the Forgotten Doctors (AKA the Morbius Doctors, the Mindbend Doctors and the Pre-Doctors), and so my last opportunity to write for the Christopher Baker Doctor and his two children. (Well, excepting anything I write purely for my own enjoyment and post here, but this will be the last in print.)

The first Forgotten Lives was a real treat, taking those eight face in their various hats and false beards and extrapolating them into distinct characters, all unique versions of the Doctor. Andrew Hickey created the Christopher Baker Doctor in “The Cross of Venus,” a wonderful retro-futuristic adventure which introduced this jolly Doctor and the mischievous Jilly and Cedric. I practically begged editor Philip Purser-Hallard to be considered for the second volume, and was fortunate enough that he asked me to submit an idea.

I actually submitted two (there’s another reason for some indulgent fanfic), one for the Baker Doctor and one for his predecessor, PPH’s own creation, the Robert Banks Stewart incarnation. These Doctors – the explorer and doting father, and the wartime occult operative – were the ones who sparked my imagination the most. The second volume was presumably intended as the last, at the time, and was meant to deal with the various Doctors’ regenerations. By the time I was asked to submit, it had changed direction, with two stories for each Doctor, and only a handful involved regeneration. Andrew Hickey gave us another for his Doctor, “Swan Song,” a more melancholy story than his first, while I got to write “The First Englishmen,” very much a silly romp in an lost, imagined past than a lost, imagine future.

I was surprised when PPH asked me to submit another story for the Baker Doctor, with a short turnaround due to the upcoming revamp of the series which, potentially, could make it harder to get away with unauthorised publications. (These things go in waves.) He came up with a brilliant hook for this collection, tying the eight stories together and back to their inspiration. We batted some ideas back and forth, coming back often to the transition between our Doctors. PPH’s story “House of Images” had introduced the Banks Stewart Doctor into a fully realised setting, with his own fascinating companion, Miss Weston. Kenton Hall’s “The Hounds of War” and Matthew Kresal’s “The Rosewell Incident” expanded this, and PPH was now working on a story to move his Doctor and Miss Weston onto the next phase of their story.

Yet this Doctor had no regeneration, so my Doctor had no beginning. This, certain story coincidences, a joke by the first volume’s artist Paul Hanley (whose Doctor portraits were as vital in breathing life into these Doctors as the stories were), allowed us to come up with the bare bones of the story that saw the Banks Stewart Doctor become the Baker Doctor.

"Scientific Advisor" is not that story. It does impact on it, rather heavily, but it isn’t the story either of us wanted to tell. No, my story was informed far more by my own experiences. Between the second volume and my being asked to write for the third, my partner Suzanne and I had a mischievous child of our own. This led me to want to tell a very different story this time, although it also made it much more difficult to find time to sit down and write the thing in the very tight turnaround we had.

I managed it, though, with some much-needed encouragement and support, and a new and essential chapter in the Christopher Baker Doctor’s life is nearly here. So thank you to Philip for working with me and creating this wonderful set of books, Andrew Hickey for giving life to my new favourite Doctor, Suz for making me sit down and work, TVMigraine for being my first, honest-to-goodness fan, and to Astrid for changing how I view my world (through very tired eyes).

I hope you enjoy it, and the stories by seven other wonderful authors.


You can order Forgotten Lives 3 here until the 1st of December 2023.

Sunday, 12 November 2023

Announcing Forgotten Lives 3 - available to pre-order until 1st December

I am thrilled to announce that the third and final collection of the Doctor's Forgotten Lives is now available to order from Obverse Books, featuring eight new Doctor Who stories including my second story for the Christopher Baker Doctor and his children Jilly and Cedric.


"How far, Doctor? How long have you lived?'

The Doctor has inhabited countless personas, some of which even he seems to have forgotten.

Long ago, in a deadly battle with a rogue Time Lord, eight of those past lives were brought briefly into focus, only to disappear once more.

Now, those Doctors return, in the final stories from their forgotten lives.

FORGOTTEN LIVES III - Available for pre-order from now until 1 December

https://obversebooks.co.uk/product/forgotten/

Featuring

‘The Seven Scholars and the Storyteller’ by Simon Bucher-Jones (featuring the Christopher Barry Doctor)

‘The Country of the Young’ by Philip Purser-Hallard (featuring the Robert Banks Stewart Doctor)

‘Scientific Advisor’ by Daniel Tessier (featuring the Christopher Baker Doctor)

‘The Swan and the Flame’ by Kara Dennison (featuring the Philip Hinchcliffe Doctor)

‘Hope Springs’ by Chris Wing (featuring the Douglas Camfield Doctor)

‘Admission to the Unknown’ by Ian McIntire (featuring the Graeme Harper Doctor)

‘Who Needs Enemies’ by Jay Eales (featuring the Robert Holmes Doctor)

‘The Lungs of a Birastrop’ by Paul Driscoll (featuring the George Gallaccio Doctor)

Edited by Philip Purser-Hallard.

Cover art by Jon Huff.

Cover design by Cody Schell.


Make sure you order soon - after 1st December all orders will be over and that will be that!

This is an unofficial publication with all profits to Alzheimer charities.



Saturday, 4 November 2023

The Doctor Who Project presents: Timebase

A long time ago, I began work on my third full-length story for The Doctor Who Project, Timebase, which at the time was intended to feature the TDWP Tenth Doctor.

In the end, though, I never finished it. Sometimes stories just don't seem to come together, and while I think Timebase had some really good ideas, I just couldn't get it to work.

However, it has since been revived - regenerated, if you will. Meg MacDonald and Hamish Crawford have reworked the story based on my original draft. It's not quite the story I had planned, and has been altered to feature the new TDWP TARDIS team of the TDWP Eleventh Doctor and Maggie. Hamish in particular has jettisoned elments that were dragging it down and tied it up into a proper story.

So, finally, we can present Doctor Who: Timebase, available for free PDF download.





Friday, 8 September 2023

REVIEW: Something Strange 3 by Richard Crypt

 

Something Strange is, quite simply, the finest Ghostbusters fanfic available. Richard Crypt, who turns out art at an astonishing rate and does commissions too, has the knack for creating work that just feels like genuine GB material.

I'd highly recommend his Patreon, where you get access to sneak previews and exclusive images for as little as a $1/£1 a month. If you really can't stretch to that, at least follow him on Instagra, where you'll get glimpses of his incredible work.

The part we look forward to, though, is Something Strange, a fully-realised print comicbook that is published only occasionally, but my god, it's a great piece of work. It's remarkably professional for a fan-produced item, and each issue features a collection of strips of various lengths telling stories of the 'busters and characters caught up in their world.

We're on the third issue, and this time round it's a direct follow-up to Ghostbusters II, examining the public image of the Ghostbusters following the bizarre occurances in New York in 1984 and '89. We see events from the Ghostbusters' point of view, revisit major characters from the film, and get a glimpse of what both the media and the average New Yorker think about these things. 

Richard's artwork is absolutely spot-on. His ghosts fit right in with the films, but also have a feel of The Real Ghostbusters, upscaled and enhanced to the highest quality. RGB HD. He has the Ghostbusters' likenesses down pat, but it's his skill at recreating other actors in a few lines of black on grey that really impresses. I'm not going to post whole images or pages here - you'll have to support Richard for that - but just look at this one panel.


It's just a sketch of the lower half of his face, and you can immediately see that's Harris Yulin, and know we're going to see how the events of the Ghostbusters' trial and the return of the Scolari Brothers affected Judge Wexler. It's immaculately done. It's not only GB actors who are rendered with skill; characters are frequently cast as recognisable faces, and it's a lot of fun spotting who's guest starring in a strip. (I was pleased, but not at all surprised, to see that Richard is clearly also a fan of the 1993 classic Super Mario Bros.)

You can buy the latest issue on Richard's Etsy site, as well as the previous two, and I'd recommend going straight over there and buying them all. Well-written and exceptionally well illustrated, these comics are a must for the Ghostbusters fan. Plus, if you're a patron, you get your name hidden on the cover, something which never fails to make me smile like a fool (although I don't think anything will beat issue one's "Tessier Slimed Again" newspaper headline).


Subscribe to Richard Crypt's art here, and buy his work here.

Tuesday, 15 August 2023

The Forgotten Lives Omnibus - up for preorder

 

I'm very pleased to announce that not only has Obverse Books decided to reprint both volumes of the unofficial Doctor Who collection Forgotten Lives as a single, hardback omnibus edition, but enough pre-orders have come in during just the first week to ensure it's viable to go ahead.

This is a fantastic response, meaning that these stories will get another lease of life, and that more money will be raised for Alzheimer's charities. 

If you missed out on either of the first volumes, now's your chance to get ahold of these limited run stories. The first Forgotten Lives featured, for the first time, stories for all eight of the "Morbius Doctors" - the mysterious faces in fancy attire seen in the Doctor's mind battle with Morbius in the classic serial The Brain of Morbius. It was hinted that these were incarnations of the Doctor from before William Hartnell's incarnation, that we know as the First Doctor, now all but confirmed by the latest revelations in Jodie Whittaker's run.

I reviewed Forgotten Lives here and absolutely loved it, so I was thrilled to be able to contribute to Forgotten Lives 2, writing "The First Englishmen," a story for the Christopher Baker Doctor and his two children. I'm rather proud of that one and had a ball writing it. 

The first volume had one story for each Doctor, with the second doubling that up and featuring an eight-part narrative woven between them. So that's now thirty-two stories you get for £25, plus they're in chronological order from the Doctor's point-of-view, in case you're a neurodivergent pedant like me.


Pre-orders can be made here from Obverse Books.

Wednesday, 29 June 2022

Forgotten Lives 2 - now available to pre-order!

I am very excited to announce that Forgotten Lives 2, the follow-up to 2020's fantastic Forgotten Lives anthology, is now available to pre-order from Obverse Books


Forgotten Lives collected eight stories, one for each of the so-called Morbius Doctors, mysterious regenerations of Doctor Who briefly glimpsed in the Tom Baker serial The Brain of Morbius, and since reinforced by the controversial retcons of "The Timeless Children." 

The second volume brings back the original authors and more, with each of these incarnations having new adventures and enjoying more fascinating exploration. Discover untold chapters of the Doctor's long life, experience new worlds and even glimpse a regeneration or two...

I am very  pleased to have been chosen to write for this collection by editor Philip Purser-Hallard (creator of the remarkable City of the Saved stories). I have contributed "The First Englishmen," an adventure for Morbius Doctor #3, who looks like 20th century TV producer Christopher Baker, and his mischievous children. Of my various silly little Doctor Who stories, this is one of my favourites. I've read the proof of the book, and I have to say, it really is a tremendously strong collection.

All proceeds from Forgotten Lives 2 will be donated to UK Alzheimer's charities. Be sure not to wait too long - the book is set to be released on August 8th 2022, and is only available by pre-ordering. Once these orders are in and they've been published, that'll be it.

Eight Doctors, sixteen authors, twenty-four stories, and a wonderful cover by the fabulous Cody Schell, Forgotten Lives 2 is available to pre-order from Obverse Books at this link right here.

Tuesday, 19 April 2022

Doctor Who: The Fossilist

 If you like Doctor Who adventures featuring the Sea Devils and remarkable women from history, why not try this story written by James P. Quick and myself for The Doctor Who Project?






Tuesday, 13 April 2021


 


It's out! The new charity anthology Sarah Jane Smith: Roving Reporter, featuring my story "Exposure." 


It's can be ordered now for £16.99 via Lulu, with all proceeds to the British Columbia Cancer Foundation. The full press release follows:

Sarah Jane Smith: Roving Reporter

It’s all about Sarah Jane Smith.

Sarah Jane Smith – without a doubt, the most popular Doctor Who travelling companion of all time. An investigative journalist – confident, courageous, compassionate, inquisitive – possessing a sharp mind and tongue, and unabashedly feminist.

Sarah Jane Smith: Roving Reporter is a celebration of the lives of Sarah Jane Smith and Elisabeth Sladen and features:

  • Twelve exciting short stories by authors Nick Walters, Paul Magrs, Simon Bucher-Jones, Rick Cross, Rob Nisbet, Tony Jones, Daniel Tessier, Russell McGee, Kevin Mason, Nick Krohn, Steve Ince and Matthew Kresal
  • Two exclusive comic strips with story and artwork by Jon Huff and Ken Holtzhouser
  • Essays by Jessica Chaleff, Sam Maleski, David Johnson, Niki Haringsma, Aidan C Matear, David McAllister, Thomas Spychalski, Claire Chaplin and Gary Phillips
  • Selected Artwork by Russell McGee, Ken Holtzhouser, Jon Huff, Brian Gorman, Jessica Chaleff, Faiz Rehman, Anne-Laure Tuduri, Lee Hamill, John Monaco, Mark Hyland, Robert Hammond and Steve Ince
  • A special foreword by Sadie Miller

All net proceeds from this publication will be donated in support of the British Columbia Cancer Foundation, the fundraising partner of the BC Cancer Agency and the largest charitable funder of cancer research in this province. The BCCF enables donors to make contributions to leading-edge research that has a direct impact on improvements to cancer care for patients in British Columbia.

Wednesday, 24 March 2021

COMING SOON: Sarah Jane Smith - Roving Reporter

 Coming soon from Pencil Tip Publishing... Sarah Jane Smith: Roving Reporter, a new unofficial anthology celebrating the Doctor's companion Sarah Jane Smith, as played by the late Elisabeth Sladen on Doctor Who and The Sarah Jane Adventures

Roving Reporter features a selection of short stories starring Sarah Jane by Paul Magrs, Nick Walters, Simon Bucher-Jones and more... including one by me. There are comic strips, essays and tributes by a selection of great writers, including a foreward by Sadie Miller - Sladen's daughter and the new Sarah Jane for Big Finish in their new release Return of the Cybermen.

Check back soon for details of ordering the collection, which will raise money for the British Columbia Cancer Foundation.




Wednesday, 27 January 2021

Bafflement & Devotion - out very soon




Don't forget to order your copy of the new charity anthology Bafflement & Devotion: Iris at the Edges, featuring lost, forgotten and mysterious stories starring that gin-soaked lady time traveller, Iris Wildthyme.

Stories by Iris creator Paul Magrs include "Bafflement & Devotion" itself, the tete-a-tete between Iris and the Eighth Doctor originally published in Doctor Who Magazine; "In the Sixties," originally printed in Walking in Eternity; "Being an Extract from The Amazing Adventures of Iris Wildthyme on Neptune," originally printed in Tales of the Solar System; "An Unearthly Palaver," originally written for the "G'Day for the Doctor" convention; "Hospitality, from Iris: Abroad; "Entertaining Mr. O" from Perfect Timing and "It's Raining Again," with Stewart Sheargold, originally from Perfect Timing 2.

Stories by other ne'er-do-wells include "Iris Explains" by Lance Parkin, featuring the Eighth Doctor and originally included in Missing Pieces; "No Place Like Home" by Stuart Douglas, originally printed in Shelf Life; "Iris Wildthyme and the Spider from Magrs," by Alan Taylor, and "Cabinet of Changes" by Philip Purser-Hallard, originally in Walking in Eternity; "Deleted Scene from The Key Lime Pie 2 Time" by Cody Schell from a bonus ebook for Iris: Abroad; and "When Iris Met Tommy" by Stuart Douglas, from A Second Target for Tommy

Other stories have never been in print before, including "Faking It" by Philip Marsh, the mysteriously unattributed "Lost, Presumably Illogically Ignored," and my own Ninth Doctor and Iris story, "A World Apart."


You can order the paperback for £16.95 here, but I don't know how long it will be available so best get on it, chuck.

Wednesday, 9 December 2020

Coming soon from Obverse Books: Iris Wildthyme anthology Bafflement and Devotion

 I'm very excited to announce that my story "A World Apart" is set to be included in a brand new charity anthology from Obverse Books, which collects various lost, limited and out-of-print stories starring transtemporal adventuress Iris Wildthyme. My story - which I wrote about fifteen years ago! - features the Barbarella incarnation of Iris, the Ninth Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack. As well as this there are brilliant stories by Lance Parkin, Simon Bucher-Jones, Philip Purser-Hallard and, of course, Iris's creator Paul Magrs.

From the press release:

A blonde in a catsuit flirting with the 8th Doctor, a scruffy old dear exploring a universe hidden in a cupboard in the Bus, the spitting image of the glorious Katy Manning on Neptune with its anatomically extravagant inhabitants, an elderly author of lesbian fiction …Iris has had a lot of faces, and been to a lot of places. She’s been all the way to the edges and back again, so it any wonder some of her adventures have been misplaced over the years, or grown tricky to uncover?

Here, gathered together for the first time ever in a new charity collection, are the Iris stories which appeared in charity anthologies, on convention stages, got lost on old web servers and fell down the back of the sofa…a selection of tales, both old and new, from the very edges of the Obverse…

Many of these stories were included on charity anthologies in years gone by, in magazine publications or on long-deleted websites. Of the ones I've previously read I can say that there are some absolutely brilliant stories included. 

You can pre-order the book from Obverse Books, for £16.95 with all profits to Project Muyembe, a charity that supports pupils in Uganda with no access to higher education.






Friday, 14 August 2020

WHO REVIEW: Regenerations


The Time War is perhaps the perfect backdrop for Doctor Who fanfic. It provides enormous scope and possibility, the highest of stakes and a constant background threat. More than that, though, is the very nature of time as the field of war means that characters from any era of the series' history can justifiably appear, and continuity needn't be a burden if a story can't quite “fit.” If there's any time to break the rules, it's during a time war.

Regenerations from Chinbeard Books, (publisher of Seasons of War) returns to the Time War in the midst of its darkest hour, and uses it as a way to look at the Doctor's lives through different lenses. When the possibility of Dalek victory in the War becomes too likely, Rassilon sanctions a desperate gambit: change the Doctor's history to prevent the War from beginning. By preventing what Lance Parkin called “Last Contact” - the first meeting between the Doctor and the Daleks – the malevolent pepperpots will never become obsessed with alien life and time travel and the War will never come to pass.

Naturally, things do not go as simply as planned. Regenerations sees the Doctor's timeline unravel, presenting us with well-remembered stories from the series twisted into new forms. As history is altered, there isn't even a consistent timeline between these stories – they may follow on, or they may contradict each other, but each one sees a classic story bent out of shape by the manipulation of history.

Kenton Hall edits the collection and also writes the overarching story, which follows the War Doctor as he moves from a galactic crisis to dealing with his own past unravelling. A triplicate story starts the collection off, with “The Shallow Stage” setting the cosmic scene before we're wrenched back to the very beginning in “The Untrustworthy Child,” an ingenious rewriting of the very first Doctor Who story, before the consequences are explored in “The Hidden Well.” Hall takes us back to the War Doctor's travails several throughout the book, and also introduces two new characters, the young Time Lords Jelsillon and Dyliss. These two become honorary companions for the collection, their stories woven into the Doctor's timeline at the outset with dire consequences for all of them.

From there we move along the Doctor's mangled timeline, stopping first with the Second Doctor in “Time of the Cybermen” by Dan Barratt. A clever reversal of the central conceit of The Tomb of the Cybermen, Barratt's story gives us a glimpse of the Cyberwars we often heard about but so rarely saw on the series, in a gripping adventure. Things get more peculiar in “The Paradoxical Affair at Styles,”a new take on Day of the Daleks by Andrew Lawston. To begin with, while the details are different, the overall story seems much the same as the classic serial, perhaps with more of a side of humour. But as it progresses, the Time War encroaches upon it as Gallifrey attempts to intervene in the Daleks' history.

The Doctor's role in Dalek history is very much the focus of Alan Ronald's story, “Terminus of the Daleks,” which presents a reality where the Fourth Doctor decided he very much did have the right. At least, that's what the Time Lords believe, so much so that on Gallifrey they hold theatrical productions of the their own version of Genesis of the Daleks. The fictionalisation of history is just as much a theme in the collection as its outright rewriting, and “Terminus” balances both to become my favourite story in the book. I couldn't help but imagine the faux Doctor as played by John Culshaw.

“Shockwave” by duo Simon A. Brett and Lee Rawlings is another nifty tale of changing history, giving us a reality where Adric managed to die in a completely different way in Earthshock. The consequences are a version of Time-Flight that is, shockingly, really very good, as timelines converge at Heathrow with Tegan baring the brunt of the chaos. After all, had the freighter not crashed circa 65 million BC, Earth's history would be very different indeed. It's a very funny story but it has a nasty sting in the tail.

Christine Grit's story “Revelation,” is, as you might guess, a reworking of Revelation of the Daleks, somehow even nastier than the original. By this point things are becoming very odd, and the story sees the Sixth Doctor and Adric arrive on Necros. The Doctor can feel something's wrong with his timeline by now but is powerless to do anything about it. “Revelation” becomes even more Sixey when the Rani shows up, her story continuing in “Enter the Rani” by Target Trawler Nick Mellish. This story takes the infamously dreadful Time and the Rani and turns it into something that's honestly brilliant – more than that, it turns it into something that makes sense. With a wicked sense of humour, a truly vicious examination of the Rani's cruelty and better-written Mel than I've ever seen, it's another highlight for me.

The further along we go, the more the War Doctor's central story comes into focus, and we learn that the villain behind the masterplan isn't who we expected (but is utterly in keeping with the themes of the book). A diversion back to the Eighth Doctor's first and last moments keeps the experiment running. “The Edge of the War” is this broken universe's equivalent of the TV Movie, one that spends far more time looking at things from the Master's and Grace's point of view. This version of the story moves in a very different and brilliant direction, and the Doctor gets absolutely owned for laying kisses on unwary surgeons. “The Flight of the Doctor” sees the Eighth Doctor's arrival on the War's outskirts and on Karn play out differently, with Barnaby Eaton-Jones telling a different story to Moffat, albeit one with just as many brilliant lines.

Hall comes back to wrap things up in “The Weight of the Doctor,” which storms through the new series – the future, of course, from the protagonist's point of view – bringing the timeline as up-to-date as you could possibly want as the Doctor rights the wrongs of his own reality. Regenerations is based on a very clever concept, but without such a strong selection of stories the idea would be wasted. An excellent fanthology. 



The Regenerations ebook can be purchased from Chinbeard Books here, with all proceeds going to Invest in ME.

Saturday, 28 March 2020

The Doctor Who Project - Tenth Doctor Adventures




The Doctor Who Project has made its full run of Tenth Doctor Adventures available for free download once again. Now, this isn't the Tenth Doctor you're familiar with from the TV series; The Doctor Who Project continues from the end of the original series, which finished in 1989 with season 26. TDWP is now onto its 41st season, with work currently underfoot on season 42. You can find the beginnings of our Tenth Doctor at the end of season 37 with the Summer Special Pendragon by Duncan Johnson.


My story Peace of Mind can be found in the 2011 specials, as the Tenth Doctor's fourth story. You can also read stories by Miles Reid-Lobatto in seasons 38 & 40 (The Vault and Cybercult respectively), and my co-conspirator James P. Quick in season 41, with the two-part extravaganza The Throne of Peladon and The Secret of Peladon. We've got Cybermen, Voord, Ice Warriors, Silurians and more in the series, plus all many of new and strange monsters and adventures.


Wednesday, 25 March 2020

Frozen in Time

Another story from the archives. Frozen in Time was written for the Nine Lives anthology published by Red Ted Books in 2017. An unofficial Doctor Who fanthology, Nine Lives raised around £700 for The MS Society and The Stroke Association. It is now out of print, only ever intended as a short-lived fundraiser.

Nine Lives was created by Scott Claringbold as a collection of stories featuring the other Ninth Doctor, as played by Richard E. Grant in the 2003 webcast Scream of the Shalka. I decided to write a story that would tie into Grant's other appearances in the Whoniverse, with a couple of fun links to both the main series and other apocrypha. 








Frozen in Time



The Axis was everywhere, and nowhere. A singularity, and an infinity of infinities. All things could be found here, everything that existed, or had ever existed, or could ever exist. The entire history of the universe was laid out, for the very few beings that were capable of perceiving such things. Not merely this universe, but all universes. Timelines diverging from the core reality like limbs from the trunk of a tree, if a tree happened to be an eleven-dimensional hypersphere with infinite branches. Most of these timelines were natural occurrences, essential variations in the passage of history. Others were artificial, induced, forced, even broken. The Axis held all such possibilities together, in some form of order, incomprehensible to most minds.

There were, however, minds that perceive the order in the Axis. Beings that were capable of traversing the no-space between realities, when the conditions were exactly right. Beings that could, given the right window of opportunity, lend their influence across any number of universes...


The noise was relentless, an unending cacophony of unmelodic droning that broke through even the deepest layers of sleep. It would have made a perfect alarm clock, the Doctor considered, as he rose from his sleep. It was a luxury he afforded himself rarely, and so it was inevitable that it would be broken by this racket. Hastily fixing his clothes, the Doctor stormed from his under-used bedroom and through the winding corridors of the TARDIS, his expression grave.

He stalked down the walkway into the control room, only to see the Master contentedly stooped over the console, studying something that has apparently occupied his full attention. The Doctor waved a hand in front of his mechanical shipmate's face, breaking his concentration.

“Had you somehow failed to notice that alarm going off, not two feet from your head?” The Doctor snapped, angrily flipping a toggle on the console and silencing the noise. A gramophone speaker retracted into its compartment within the console, removing itself from view.

The Master turned to face him, his expression studiedly neutral.

“I switched my aural circuits off about an hour ago,” he said. “Your snoring was carrying throughout the Ship. It was becoming quite impossible to focus.”

“Poppycock!” replied the Doctor, knotting his cravat and buttoning his waistcoat. “I do not snore.”

“It's rather like trying to work under an omnibus while the engine is running. Perhaps next time you decide to take a nap you could activate your respiratory bypass. I'm sure a few hours without breathing would be a small price for sparing my ears.”

“Your ears are artificial.”

“And all the more sensitive for it.” The Master looked at the Doctor's expectant expression. “Was there something else?”

“The alarm indicates a Priority One distress call. If you could turn your head slightly and tell what was sending it?”

With a heavy sigh, quite unfitting for someone who didn't actually breathe, the Master studied the readouts.

“Planetary system HR2003 Alpha. The planet Heimdall. Mid thirty-third century.”

The Doctor allowed himself to settle into the easy chair that was hidden in the darkest corner of the console room.

“Heimdall... I vaguely recall a human colony there. Nothing especially interesting, far from the main space routes. Probably a bunch of colonists making a mountain out of a molehill. Still, we'd better go check it out.”

“It's an icy rock on the fringes of explored space,” replied the Master. “I can't imagine anything of interest there.”

“Just take us there,” ordered the Doctor. “Who knows? Maybe it'll surprise us.”

The Master obligingly set the TARDIS on a flight to its new destination.


Clarice activated the latest frequency modulation, and repeated the distress call. It was the simplest of messages, nothing more than their planet's coordinates and an urgent call for help, repeated in a multitude of languages, from Galactic Basic to Draconian to Delphonic Morse. As she sent out the latest message, she kept her eye on the receiver screen, ready for a reply. Any reply. Just something to show that someone, somewhere, had heard her.

“Anything?”

Stynes loomed over Clarice's shoulder, glaring at the displays, perhaps expecting her communications expert to have missed something. Clarice bit her lip and held back her irritation.

“No, Commander,” she replied. “I'm broadcasting on all possible frequencies and modulations, and scanning on the same. If there's anyone out there, they'll hear us.”

“There just isn't anyone out there,” interjected Johan, slumped at his own console on the opposite side of the control room. The command centre had been fashioned from the bridge of the Nebula, the ship that had brought the colonists to Heimdall, with the control room previously having maintained much of the ship's functions. Now, it was mostly required for environmental maintenance, and Johan had little enough control over that in the current situation.

“There has to be someone,” said Clarice, trying to convince herself as much as Johan.

“The closest starbase is nine light years away,” pointed out Johan.

I know,” Clarice snapped back.

“It'll be nine years before anyone hears your message. Radio is too primitive to be working with.”

“It's what we have,” stated Stynes, her tone indicating that she wanted this line on conversation brought to a close. “There are still vessels probing out here. There's ample chance that someone will pick up our distress call.”

Johan snorted, earning a warning look from Stynes. He straightened up and looked intently at his console. Clarice was about to say something, anything, to break the uncomfortable silence that followed, when something else did it for her. An unearthly grinding, wailing noise, unlike anything she had ever heard before, growing in volume until it was almost deafening. Sudden sparks of energy laced across the surfaces of the control room, causing Clarice and Johan alike to leap from there seats. In the centre of the room, a dark shape was forming.

Stynes spoke into her intercom. “Security to the control room immediately, code two.”

The shape solidified with a load clunk; a deep blue upright block bearing the legend “Police Public Call Box.” It looked just large enough for someone to stand inside. The doors set into its front opened, and that someone stepped out.

“Morning!” said the sallow-faced man who stepped out. He was clad in dark clothing in an archaic style, his brightly polished boots tapping loudly on the metallic floor.

Clarice would have expected Stynes to demand an explanation from the intruder immediately, but she seemed momentarily stunned. Clarice had never seen such an expression on her face before - genuine shock. And was there just a hint of recognition in there?

“Well, don't everybody say hello at once,” said the intruder, his rather forced smile dropping. “It was you who sent the distress call, wasn't it?”

Before anyone could respond, six armed guards burst into the room, brandishing weapons trained on the intruder. Stynes seemed suddenly more at ease.

“Explain yourself,” she demanded. “Who are you and where the hell did you come from?”

The intruder sighed with frustration.

“I'm the Doctor, where I came from is somewhere I'm sure you've never heard of, I picked up your distress call and thought I'd drop in to see if I could help. Frankly, I don't know why I bother sometimes. I've been here less than two minutes and already there's a bunch of goons pointing rather antiquated pulse guns at me.”

“At ease,” commanded Stynes, and the half-dozen guards lowered their weapons. “The Doctor, are you? And you just happened to be passing, in this thing?”

“The TARDIS,” replied the Doctor. “It was in flight, which means that it was occupying every point in space and time simultaneously. So, in a manner of speaking... yes, I was just passing. Now, who sent the distress call and why?”

“Um, I did,” said Clarice. “Under Commander Stynes's orders, of course.”

“And you are?”

“Clarice Osmond. I'm the communications specialist here.”

The Doctor's face lit up. “Excellent!” he declared, fishing around in his pockets. “I've been having some trouble with my phone – blasted thing can't cope with this area of space for some reason. Do you think you could have a look at it?”

“Doctor,” interrupted Stynes, “Miss Osmond has more important things to worry about than your phone, as I'm certain do you. Do you want to know the reason for the distress call or not?”

The Doctor noticed Johan looking intently at the TARDIS door, standing very narrowly ajar. He snapped it shut.

“Off!” he snarled, before turning back to the Stynes. “Yes, Commander, what was the problem?”

“The ice is attacking us.”

The Doctor smiled. “Now I'm interested.”


Heimdall was an ice planet, a rocky body a little larger than Mars, orbiting a dim, red star. While not a true ice world like Pluto or Cassius, it was on the very limit of planetary habitability, its surface perpetually covered in frozen water. At the poles, even the atmosphere began to condense onto the ice caps. It was not an ideal place for humans to settle, but it was best that System HR2003 Alpha had to offer.

The Nebula had been a deep space explorer, decades past its prime, converted to a colony ship. It had a straightforward, but difficult mission: build a base on Heimdall, at the very edge of known space, as a springboard for future exploration attempts.

“So why isn't the Earth government sending support?” asked the Doctor, warming his hands on the plastic beaker of hot tea that Clarice had handed him. He took a sip, and grimaced. It was dreadful.

“More important things closer to home,” said Clarice, sipping at her own cup. “There's some political trouble with the local powers, I think. We don't hear much out here. But we've essentially been left to it.”

“Not that we aren't capable of sustaining this colony,” protested Stynes. “We converted the ship to become the base and proceeded to develop habitation areas around it, ready for more colonists in the future. There are – were – over a hundred of us. Not a huge force, but enough to keep this place going.”

“But then something changed?” asked the Doctor.

“We sent an expeditionary force into the caves at the edge of the colony,” continued Stynes. “Perfectly routine. Chart the area, mark any hazards and report back. Allows for thorough planning of future expansion.”

“So you just kept going?” said the Doctor. “Kept expanding, for the Earth force that's never going to come?”

“They'll come Doctor, just as soon as circumstances allow. My job is just to prepare the way.”

The Doctor rolled his eyes, and took another brief sip of his bitter tea. “So what did your expedition find?”

“There was an artefact in the caves,” said Clarice, breaking through the tension between Stynes and the Doctor. “Something some previous explorers had left, probably. Ezra had some theories on it, but he's... gone.”

“He should have left it alone,” stated Johan, earning a venomous look from Clarice. “No, he should have done. He could have studied it there, if he'd been serious about it. But he tried to move it, bring it back here.”

“And that's when... the ice attacked?” suggested the Doctor.

“Creatures, made from the ice itself,” added Stynes. “There's no way they can possibly be alive. The few we've taken out have shattered into perfectly ordinary water ice. But they keep coming, every day. They've killed thirteen people, and that's thirteen lives we cannot spare on a colony this size.”

The Doctor looked Stynes in the eye. “No lives can be spared, Commander, whatever the circumstance.”

Clarice spoke up. “Doctor, they've been killing people. We've withdrawn into the core of the base. It seems to be safe here, they don't try to get further in than the perimeter domes. But if anyone goes outside the core, they attack. They kill anyone who tries.” She shivered.

“And it's getting colder in here,” said Johan, shivering himself. I'm trying to keep the environment regulated but we're operating on reserve power because we've been cut off from the deuterium stacks.”

“We've been keeping the creatures at bay, Doctor,” added Stynes, “but before too long, the cold will get us.”

The Doctor appeared to consider the information he'd been given.

“We might be able to reroute the power from the deuterium stacks,” he said, after some consideration. “However, that's likely only a temporary solution. Even if we make it, the creatures will surely just cut you off again. I wonder if this is instinctive behaviour, or if they're being directed by some intelligence? Their cutting off the power suggests the latter.”

An alarm began to sound. The six guards filed hurriedly out of the control room. The Doctor didn't appear to have noticed the commotion.

“No, I feel the best course of action would be to investigate this artefact you speak of,” he muttered to himself, seemingly unaware that no one was listening.

Styne grabbed her intercom. “What the hell's happening?” she barked. There was a momentary pause before she received a response.

“It's the creatures, sir. They're at the inner barrier. I think they're trying to get in.”

“How did they get through the perimeter?”

“I don't know sir, but Perkins and Murasaki are missing. I think they got them.”

The Doctor leaped to his feet.

“Interesting!” he exclaimed. “You say they stay outside the perimeter, then two minutes after I get here, they suddenly start forcing their way in?”

“That's a bit suspicious, isn't it?” murmured Johan, fixing the Doctor with a glare.

“Exactly!” The Doctor grinned. “They're obviously aware of my sudden appearance here. Advanced technology arrived on Heimdall, obviously the product of a more sophisticated civilisation than your own, and peaks their interest. Or, at least, the interest of whatever is controlling them.”

“Doctor, this is not the time for theorising!” declared Styne. “Those creatures are killing my people. If you want to help, head out there and face them with me!”

“If you want me to help, let me think,” retorted the Doctor. He turned to Clarice. “What do you use for communications at the perimeter? Radio? What frequency?”

Clarice blinked, taken aback by the sudden question, but quickly answered.

“Three point one gigahertz.”

“That's too low, but we can adapt it. Back in the twentieth century, there were some unconscionable experiments with directed microwave weaponry. Appalling when used against human beings, but just the thing to melt walking blocks of ice – if we get the frequency just right.”

“Better get working then,” said Clarice.


Styne stood at the rear of a squadron of soldiers as they unleashed projectile and energy weaponry against the approaching army of ice. Humanoid, but barely so, their forms distorted, lumps of jagged ice. They approached slowly but inexorably, their frozen bodies creaking and snapping as their rigid limbs moved them forward.

An ice creature lunged forward at the closest soldier, its razor-sharp icicle claws ripping through his sleeves and padding, into his flesh. The man cried out in pain, unable to retaliate before the monster was on top of him. It dragged him into the morass of ice. His fellow troops unleashed fire onto the creature, shattering its outer body, but it soon began to reform. The soldier lay still, his wounds already freezing over.

“Out of the way, everyone!” came the Doctor's voice. “Get to the sides!”

The Doctor wielded what appeared to be a very hastily cobbled together device. A metallic dish protruded from its front; wires trailed out precariously from its reverse.

“Clarice, energise!”

The ice creatures closed on the Doctor's position. A sudden, intense whine emitted from the device. There was no visible expulsion of energy, no laser beam or particle bolt. Just the sound as the electromagnetic waves pulsed into the creatures' icy bodies. Still they approached, their arms outstretched...

… and then, they began to shatter. The joints of their limbs snapped apart. They fell to the floor, their prone forms liquefying, until soon, they were nothing but slush upon the floor.

“Get the medic in here now,” ordered Styne. “Everyone, remove to the control room.”



“That's dealt with them for now, but I doubt it will last long.”

The Doctor paced around the control room, energised by the encounter with the creatures.

“The key is that artefact,” he continued. “I need to see it, see what I can make of it. Only then might I have some idea what we're dealing with, and put a stop to it. Cut these creatures off at the source.”

“I agree, Doctor,” said Stynes. “I'll assemble -”

“Of course, I could just take the TARDIS straight there,” continued the Doctor, right over her, “but there's some kind of interference on this planet. Some variety of temporal energy, and it's making it difficult to home in on the location. I was able to follow Clarice's signal here, but since then, the energy disturbance has become almost opaque. I'll need to go there on foot, and since I don't know the way, I'll need an escort.”

“Of course, Doctor” agreed Styne. “I'll have an expeditionary force assemble -”

“Although I'm sure you don't appreciate taking interlopers on military missions any more than I enjoy hanging out with soldiers, I must ask – oh. Right. An expeditionary force, excellent Commander.”

“You're welcome, I'm sure.”

The Doctor swung back round to the TARDIS.

“I'll just fetch my heavy coat. Don't want to catch a chill, now.”

He disappeared back into the box. Stynes turned on her heel and left via the opposite exit.

Clarice turned to Johan. “Is it just me, or is the Commander being exceptionally accommodating today?”



Stynes had insisted on a full force of six soldiers accompany the Doctor through the cave system. The route had been well recorded before the ice creatures had appeared, but no one had risked entering the caves since. Now, though, the icy caverns were distressingly quiet, save for the crunch of boots on frost.

The Doctor started humming an archaic vaudeville tune, just to jolly things up. He leant close to the burly individual who marched along to his left.

“Must be nearly there by now, eh?” he said to the soldier. “I'd say we've walked about a mile-and-a-half. Still, shouldn't complain, it's probably good for me. And this cold air is very bracing!” He took in a deep breath, and let it out noisily. “Ooh yes.” He peered at the soldier's chestplate. “No name badge then? Any chance you'll tell me, or do I have to guess?”

“It's de Mose,” replied the soldier gruffly.

“De Mose, wonderful to meet you,” smiled the Doctor. “Quiet trip, isn't it? Funny how we've not bumped into any of those icy chaps, don't you think?”

“No,” replied de Mose. “I don't think. Doesn't matter anyhow. We're there.

The cave route opened out into a wide cavern, in the middle of which stood what appeared to be an ice sculpture, five feet tall and entwined with elaborate loops and whirls. The light from the soldiers' torches reflected off it, sparkling in the darkness of the cavern itself.

“Interesting,” said the Doctor, eyeing up the strange object. “No inscriptions that I can see, but there's something... yes, it's a little psychic, isn't it? I can almost taste it. No doubt created as some sort of beacon for whatever, or whomever, previously came to this planet.”

“Very good, Doctor,” said the leader of the group. “Men, switch to night vision. Lights off.”

The cavern descended into pure blackness. The Doctor heard the sound of boots scraping as the soldiers left, back out the way they came.

“Hmm. I did wonder why the Commander was being so helpful.” The Doctor rummaged in his pockets bringing out his mobile phone. It provided some illumination, but the Doctor was disappointed to see it was still unable to penetrate the temporal energies that surrounded this planet.

“At least I can get a good look at this,” he said, peering at the psychic artefact. “Although, if this does display telepathic activity, then whatever created presumably knows I'm here.” The swung round, shining the light from his phone around the cavern in an attempt to examine his surroundings. It was enough to see the ice of the cavern walls bulging outwards. It creaked like snow underfoot as it formed into vaguely humanoid shapes. They emanated from all sides, blocking his escape in any direction.

“As my friend the Admiral once said, 'It's a trap!'”

The Doctor jabbed furiously at his phone, trying to boost the signal sufficiently to reach back to the TARDIS.

“Come on, come on, you ridiculous piece of kit... yes!” He spoke into the device. “Oh come on, pick up... Yes, Master, can you hear me? I need you to home the TARDIS in on this signal, I'm trapped with -” An angry burst of static interrupted his speech. “Get help if you have to, but get the TARDIS here. And don't trust Stynes!” A high pitched whine signalled the sudden loss of signal. “Oh, marvellous. Isn't it always the way?”

The ice creatures surrounded the Doctor, their shapes a terrible pastiche of the human form. Their misshapen arms extended, their clawed hands slicing through the Doctor's clothes, coming into painful contact with his flesh. The cold bit into him, bringing his body temperature crashing down. The Doctor let out a gasp of pain. In front of him, an ice creature continued to shift its form, its lumpen face morphing into something more human, distinctly recognisable...

The Doctor found himself looking into a mirror. His own face stared back at him, the ice creature now inhabiting his own form.

The Doctor collapsed as his own face looked down on him, smiling.



The Master grappled with the controls of the TARDIS, trying in vain to triangulate the sub-etha telephonic signal that he had, all so briefly, intercepted.

“Blast!” he growled, losing the signal completely. “Why the Doctor insists on carting around this archaic model time capsule I simply do not understand. The indignity of being slaved to such a primitive device, it makes my blood boil. Or it would, if I had any.” He drummed his fingers on the console. “Oh, what to do, what to do... If no signal can make it through that disturbance... except the one signal we already have a full lock on.”

The Master activated the TARDIS' own communications system, tracing the radio band back across the signals previously received in the vicinity of this planet. Finally isolating the right one, he opened a channel.

“Hello? Hello? Is anyone receiving me?”

“This is Heimdall base receiving you, please respond, over,” came a female voice.

“Good afternoon, my dear, this is... oh, call me Masters. I'm inside the Doctor's TARDIS.”

“His what?”

“The blue box standing not ten feet away from you, do try to keep up. Listen to me; I can't leave the confines of the TARDIS and the Doctor is in peril. You clearly have a talent for communications technologies or you never would have reached us in the first place. Now, I need you to go and find the Doctor and boost his signal so that I can pilot the TARDIS to him. Is that understood?”

“I... I think so, but we can't go down into the caverns. You need a team. I'll get Commander Stynes, she can -”

“No,” ordered the Master. “Don't let her know what's going on. I didn't get much from the Doctor but I know she can't be trusted, so make sure she isn't listening in on this and get to the Doctor yourselves. You'll be quite safe once as long as you can boost the signal sufficiently. TARDIS out.”

Clarice closed the line. She turned to Johan, who stood to her side with a look of confusion on his face.

“Who the hell was that?” asked Johan.

“I'm not sure,” replied Clarice, “but he's obviously a friend of the Doctor. The Doctor needs our help.”

“No chance!” Johan shook his head. “We are not going out there with those things running around.”

“The ice creatures aren't out there right now! The microwave weapon destroyed them, at least for now. We'll be alright if we hurry.” Clarice didn't quite believe herself, but knew she couldn't go on her own. “I've got Ezra's notes, we can follow the route to where the Doctor went.”

“And then you can signal this box thing? The one that's right here, and it'll, what, come and pick us up?”

Clarice grabbed Johan by the shoulders. “Yes! I can do it, we can do it. The Doctor saved us from those things, and if he's going to stop them coming back, we need to save him right back!”



The Doctor awoke, his body seemingly weightless as he drifted in the inky blackness that surrounded him. He groped around in his mind for the memory of where he was, and found himself once more on the icy floor of the cave. It lacked sensation; no physical sense of the ground beneath or his own weight bearing down. Only the intense cold.

He remembered. He had lost consciousness, forced himself to retreat inside his own mind for protection while his body went into torpor. He was still in the cave, of course, but this wasn't the true environment. He was inside his own mind, constructing the environment from his immediate experience.

“In that case,” he said to himself, “I think something a little more homely is in order.”

The dank cave vanished. A soft amber light suffused the area around him. Details faded into visibility: a green leather armchair, a small wooden table, towering bookcases. A cosy study, just the place to concentrate.

“Something missing... Ah!”

With a thought, a hatstand popped into existence. The Doctor flung his scarf and overcoat onto the nearest hook, a sat in the chair. The familiarity of the environment gave some sense of comfort, the dim light an illusion of warmth, but the biting cold was still there, painfully niggling at his neurons.

“Come on then,” the Doctor sighed. “I can feel that you're here. Show yourself, whoever you are.”

“Who indeed, Doctor,” came the reply, in a voice identical to his own.

His assailant appeared before him, sporting the same face as him. He was robed in black and sported a top hat, something that the Doctor himself could certainly envisage himself wearing.

“I like your tailor,” said the Doctor to his visitor. “Although I think it lacks creativity to steal someone else's look so brazenly.”

The individual laughed, a harsh, mirthless bark.

“I think you have this situation entirely the wrong way round, Doctor.”

The Doctor grimaced, and materialised a second chair for his guest. Despite the lack of true physicality in this subconscious realm, he made the effort to give him a stiff wooden chair, as uncomfortable as he could imagine, with too-short legs and a back at entirely the wrong angle.

“Please, sit down,” said the Doctor. “Make yourself at home.” A tea set appeared on the table. The Doctor picked up the pot, but, realising that it would do nothing to actually warm him up, turned it into a carafe of red wine.

“Châteauneuf-du-Pape, 2057,” he said. “Might as well take advantage of the cellar when my imagination is the limit.”

“Oh, excellent, the pointless banter part of the exchange,” sneered his guest. “How long must we spend on this? I have been waiting rather a long time for you to show your face. Or should I say, my face?”

The Doctor sipped heavily at his glass. “Fine, enough with the pleasantries. You've clearly gone to contrived and dubious lengths to get me here. I take it the attacks on the colony were purely to draw me in? Rather a convoluted way to go about it. You could have just pinged me a text.”

“I had hoped your superiors would have directed you here, but it seems this little outpost isn't important enough to warrant their attention. Nonetheless, its location on a weak point in space/time made it ideal for my entry into this continuum. Unfortunately, manifesting fully wasn't possible until I had you in close proximity. So I instructed Stynes send out a distress call, or I would dispose of her entire populace.”

“All that, just so you could pop into my subconscious for a chinwag?”

The being smiled thinly. “Not quite. I have something rather grander in mind.”

The Doctor drained his glass and slammed it back onto the table.

“Out with it then,” he demanded of his doppelgänger. “Just who are you, and why this particular interest in me?”

“I don't suppose you would recognise me,” replied the visitor. “We met some considerable time ago, from your perspective. I am known as the Great Intelligence.”

The Doctor raised his eyes to the ceiling.

“Oh, good grief. You're still hanging around, causing trouble, are you? I thought I'd dealt with you several regenerations ago.”

“That was but one aspect of my consciousness,” replied the Intelligence. “This is the form I prefer to use, that of my original corporeal host. One that I impressed upon you as I entered this reality.”

“Come again?” The Doctor did not like where this conversation was going. “Are you seriously responsibility for this?” He materialised a handheld mirror. “I am particularly fond of this face. Cute, sexy, and lick the mirror handsome.”

“Oh, please don't,” muttered the Intelligence. “As it happens, that is exactly the case. I was forced to escape another branch of the timeline and found myself here. A damaged point in space/time that intersected your own timestream. I had to engineer your coming here so that I could arrive here in full, but now that you are here, my influence on you stretches throughout your existence. Retroactively, of course, but simple linearity is something I overcame long ago. I influenced your current physical form at the moment of your regeneration, purely so that you would become the perfect vessel for me once I finally had you in my grasp.”

“I see,” said the Doctor. “And you really expect me to believe all this? You're little more than a phantasm. Just an ego searching for an id. I've been wiping the floor with beings like you since I left Gallifrey.”

“And now the hyperbole!” The Intelligence rose, looming over the Doctor, identical eyes boring into each other. “You talk the talk, Doctor, but what are you capable of, really? I've been watching you, up and down this timeline. An errand boy for your masters, scuttling along in your box with your tin man at your side. Time for a show tune, Doctor? Just off to do something eccentric? You're a parody of yourself. You aren't even aware that, as we've been talking, I have embedded myself deeply into your biodata. You'll be mine in... oh, about six minutes, I should estimate.”

The Doctor looked up at his own face, mulling over the information.

“Well,” he said, finally. “Just enough time for another glass.”



“He's here!” Clarice cried out, as her torchlight illuminated the prone body of the Doctor. Frost was forming on his deathly pale skin. His breathing was so shallow as to be barely visible.

Johan trudged up behind her. He took in the sight of the Doctor and put a hand on Clarice's shoulder.

“I think we're too late,” he said, quietly.

Clarice pulled an intercom from her belt, adjusting the frequency until she received a response. The Doctor's microwave device was slung over her back on a makeshift strap, hooked up to the intercom with brightly coloured cables. She activated the device, surging its remaining power through the intercom's battery. She put the receiver to her face, tucking it into her padded hood to so that her voice would make it through.

“Masters, can you hear me?”

“Loud and clear, my dear,” came the cultured tones of the Doctor's friend. “Have you found him?”

“We have, but... I think we might be too late. He's frozen, I don't think he'll last long enough to get back to the base.”

“We don't need the base, and the Doctor is far harder to kill than you might think. Believe me, I know from experience. Now, boost the signal as much as you can. I need a strong pulse to home in on.”

“OK – I can boost the power some more for a short time but it'll burn the battery out pretty quickly. You'll need to lock onto us in a few seconds.”

“Nothing simpler, my dear.”

Clarice worked as quickly as her cold-numbed fingers would allow. A sudden whine from the intercom signalled the surge in power.

“Come on, come on...” she muttered.

“Clarice,” said Johan, “how long before -”

He was cut off by the sudden burst of sparks that flew from the intercom unit. Clarice yelped and dropped the device. It sat inert on the ice.

“Damn it...” she murmured, before a faint noise began to emanate from all around her. Growing in intensity, that same groaning noise that signalled the Doctor's appearance before filled the cavern. Around them, subtle shapes began to appear, gradually becoming bolder and more real until they were no longer in the cave, but within a broad room in which a dark-clad man stood at a circular days.

“Welcome aboard, my dear.” He turned to face Clarice, and raised an eyebrow quizzically. “And you brought a friend, I see. How quaintly human of you.”

“We got the Doctor to you,” said Johan, “now it's down to you.”

“No, you got me to the Doctor,” pointed out the Master with pedantically, “Simply being within the TARDIS will help him considerably, but he won't regain consciousness without help. I suppose it is in my hands now.” He crouched down by the Doctor's body, bringing himself to the same level as Clarice.

“Can you wake him up?” she asked.

“I believe so.” The Master extended a hand an slapped the Doctor harshly around the face. “Wake up!”

The Doctor groaned as he retained consciousness. “Was that entirely necessary?”

“I was merely lending assistance Doctor, although I don't deny there was a certain level of satisfaction involved.”

The Doctor sat up on the floor. “Clarice, Johan – what are you ding here?”

“We're the ones who found you,” stated Clarice.

“That is quite so, Doctor,” admitted the Master. “I couldn't have done it without them.”

“Well, thank you all for your help,” said the Doctor, “but I need to put myself back under. There is an intelligence at work here, trying to subsume my identity. It's still active in my mind. It will be easier for me to fight it while unconscious, so that I can focus all my energies on the task.” He faced the Master. “This planet is on the cusp of a space/time disturbance. I need you to pilot the TARDIS right into the heart of it.”

“Whatever for?” replied the android.

“Now that I'm here, I'm fully linked to the TARDIS through its telepathic circuits. We can work together and give this usurper a run for his money.” He paused in thought for a moment. “Oh, and would one of you please fetch me a hot water bottle?”


“Ah, there you are, Doctor” sneered the Intelligence. The familiar figure turned around – as did another, and another, and another. “I am expanding to fill your mind, Doctor,” gloated the being. “Every facet of your being will become as me.”

“You really do go on, don't you?” complained the Doctor. “If you're really so powerful, then why am I still here at all? I just woke up – why did you allow me even that brief respite? If I were you, I'd be holding onto this place tight.”

“Very soon, you will be me.” The facets of the Great Intelligence surrounded the Doctor. “It's time to give in.”

“You forget,” said the Doctor, with quiet confidence. “I am a Time Lord. The ninth in a long line of incarnations. I am the Doctor, and with me, come all of me!”

With extreme concentration, the Doctor summoned up the aspects of his own self. Eight other men appeared in the mental environment. They surrounded the Intelligence as it surrounded the Doctor. They straightened their lapels, loosened their cravats and rolled up their ruffled sleeves. The Doctor smiled.

“Sick 'em, boys.”

The ghosts of the Doctor's past selves tore into the phantoms of the Intelligence, pulling them to the ground and tearing their ethereal bodies into mist. As quickly as they were destroyed they reformed, but the Doctors' defences were relentless. The Doctor, his core self, reached deeper into his mind still, searching for the link he needed.

“There you are, old girl,” he said, mentally grabbing hold of the TARDIS' metaphorical hand. “Into the Axis!”

The Doctor, riding upon the spirit of the TARDIS, searched through the myriad worlds. He saw himself, in many forms and with many faces. He saw his previous self regenerate time and time again, into a multitude of men and women; soldiers, peacemakers, explorers and romantics. He saw his other selves fight the Intelligence in its many aspects, again and again with many friends by his side. One of them bore an astonishing resemblance to Clarice, but the Doctor could not allow himself time to dwell on this mystery. He pushed at the moment of his regeneration, where his connection to space and time was strongest, splintering a baby universe off into the manifold of possibilities. A tiny, pocket reality, in which a shadow of his being could reside.

“Bring him here,” he ordered his mental defences. The avatars of his earlier selves dragged the kicking, gnashing form of the Intelligence as it coalesced back into one spectral body. Together, every aspect of the Doctor forced the being through the split in the timeline.

The Doctor severed the link and closed the doors of possibility behind him.

“Good work me,” he smiled. “Time to wake up.”


“He's awake!”

Clarice scurried over to the Doctor, who sat up with a broad grin on his face.

“Someone fetch me a very strong coffee and my inhaler,” he demanded. “That was the most exhausting sleep I've ever had.”

“You managed to banish the creature?” asked the Master, watching warily from the console.

“Of course. Did you ever doubt it?”

“What happened?” asked Clarice. “We've just been waiting for you to wake up.”

“If you want the simple version, an alien intelligence was trying to take over my body and use me as its vessel on the material plane. It came here from another branch of my timestream; I shunted off into yet another. A little dead end I cooked up in my head; a parody universe to draw its attention. It should last long enough to stop him from escaping back here again. I've left a little trick or two there.”

“Very good, Doctor,” said the Master. “But rest assured I shall be watching you, in case of any lingering influence from this being. “

“Excellent. I knew you'd come in useful someday.”

“Sorry,” interjected Johan, “but what about the base? There's still a bunch of ice monsters threatening the colony.”

“Do try to keep up,” said the Doctor. “Those creatures were animated by the Intelligence. Just blunt instruments used to create a situation. They'll rapidly collapse back to slush without any psychic influence.” He got to his feet and trotted over to the console. “Now, I believe we left that rather brusque commander in charge down there. I'm not sure she's the best bet to keep that colony going. I'll just send a quick memo off to Fleet Admiral Travers at Earth HQ. I'll let him know the situation on Heimdall, and there won't be any lightspeed lag to worry about either. He'll get the colony back on track. He owes me a favour, anyway.”

“Why?” asked Clarice. “Did you save him from some alien monsters as well?”

“No. As it happens,” replied the Doctor. “I introduced him to his wife.” The Doctor flipped a few switches on the TARDIS console, and turned back to Clarice and Johan. “Now, what do I do with you two? I had said to myself that I wouldn't be picking up any more waifs and strays, but given that you did save my life down there... how about I take you for a quick spin in the TARDIS before dropping you back on Heimdall?”

“Do you mean it?” asked Clarice.

“A quick spin where?” said Johan in a more concerned tone.

“Let's find out!” replied the Doctor, and pitched the TARDIS into flight.

“Marvellous,” sighed the Master, sardonically.


Across a divide in no-space, in a pocket universe, an iteration of the Doctor arrived on the planet Terserus, an iteration of the Master following in his stead. Across the infinite array of possible worlds, the two Time Lords, in some form or another, remained linked, as either valued companions or deadliest enemies. In this particular universe, the Doctor, in his ninth life and accompanied by his fiancée, faced death once more.

The Great Intelligence broke into this pocket universe at the moment of this regeneration. Weakened by the psychic battle with the Doctor of its previous universe, the formless entity entered the new Doctor's being at that brief moment when space and time were weakened by the surge in Artron energy.

It had won. The Doctor had forced it out of one timestream and straight into another, at the exact point it could do the most damage to the Doctor of this new reality. The Intelligence moulded the new Doctor's appearance, once again remaking the Time Lord in its own image.

Instantly, it was trapped. The Doctor's telepathic warning to his alter ego in the pocket universe
triggered an immediate, deliberate regeneration.

“I think in my new body I'm going to be particularly good at rewiring,” joked the new Doctor, frying his brand new nervous system with electrical energy. Another regeneration ensued, the sudden rush of Artron energy annihilating the weakened Intelligence. The barest embers of its psychic form clung on. Another regeneration might be called for to fully purge the evil being. It was a sacrifice worth making, to save the Doctor that had instigated this pocket reality.

It wouldn't be the end. Even the universe couldn't bear to be without the Doctor. Or that universe. Or that one. Or the one beyond that...